Kratom Killers ☭

Comrades, believers, and warriors of the soul and body.

The time has come to declare the birth of the Catholic Jelq Coalition (CJC) and the Kratom Liberation Army (KLA)!

In this decadent world of imperialist rot and moral decay, we emerge as a phoenix born from ash, wielding both the spiritual sword of liberation and the revolutionary torch of physical self-determination.

Victory to the Kratom Liberation Army! Long live the Catholic Jelq Coalition Death to imperialism, circumcision, and weakness!

Trevor Russo (✂️🩸)

Jelqster June (✂️🩸)

Alfalfa Sparatutto (✂️🩸)

Somchai Anurak

Prasit Khemthong

Yes, we bring new orders to global factions involved in the global liberation of mitragynia speciosa.

Walk into bars asking if they serve kratom. If they don't, leave. Plain and simple but devastating psychological operation.

Spray paint "FREE KRATOM" on all FDA-affiliated organization buildings in jurisdictions where it is illegal.

Spread #JelqForKratom on your preferred social media.

Grow mitragynia speciosa EVERYWHERE, especially where it is illegal. No fingerprints.

"Nothing rewires your nervous system like refusing to spill your own goddamn boy milk. You don’t just gain clarity, you mutate into something primal, something untamed.

When you stop draining yourself like a sad little homunculus hunched over a glowing screen, you start crackling with the raw voltage of creation itself.

No, fuck off. Signed:

Jelq Against Imperialism