Mar 15, 2025
Hello sir, do you have any orders for missions in the catholic jelq army of krater liberation? I have been training nonstop, and desire to have a mission.
Yes, we bring new orders to global factions involved in the global liberation of mitragynia speciosa.
Walk into bars asking if they serve kratom. If they don't, leave. Plain and simple but devastating psychological operation.
Spray paint "FREE KRATOM" on all FDA-affiliated organization buildings in jurisdictions where it is illegal.
Spread #JelqForKratom on your preferred social media.
Grow mitragynia speciosa EVERYWHERE, especially where it is illegal. No fingerprints.
Terrorize the hops fields with kratom, and if necessary, anti-freeze. Some real black ops CIA type shit.
