"Oh shit dude"

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

First of all put some respect on my name

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?