"Oh shit dude"

First of all put some respect on my name

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

the drinky thinker...