Whistler

I’m pretty freakin’ sure this place is haunted.

What an excellent place for an exorcism.

The next time I intend to make you laugh I’m gonna push a kid over in front of you.

I'll look forward to it.

Really? I was expecting something like children falling over.

Oh that one's a classic. Gets me every time.

Well what do you find funny then?

You're right actually. Not a lot. No sense of humor.

You need a much better sense of humour.

Puns are not humor.

Excuse you, my jokes are funny.

Funny like the deaths of all your loved ones.

What does Batman like with his drink? Just ice. Get it? Like justice!

I would rather you shoot me in the face than keep talking.

A man walks into a bar and asks for helicopter flavoured chips. The bartender says “sorry, we’ve only got plain.”

Do you want me to stab you?

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

If you ever repeat that again I may have to stab something in the face.