my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

When that post nut clarity hits and you remember that you killed him 20 years ago

liking a popular pairing but not caring for the more popular takes on the characters’ supposed dynamic is agonizing like oh okay i guess i’ll just go fuck myself then. water water everywhere but not a drop to drink

your mutual who's obsessed with some fucking guy reblogged your post: #im getting real some fucking guy vibes from this

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

thank god for female characters who have something wrong with them amen

everything is a reference when you're crazy

Despite common belief otherwise, a trans woman is a type of person,

One might go so far as to say a type of woman,

smoking the shit that made youtube poop

you like one post and tumblr decides its the only thing youre gonna see for the next 7 minutes until you block the tag

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

THEY C,ALL ME 007 0 WORK ETHIC 0 APPLICATIONS SUBMITTED 7 HOURS ADAY SPENT JACKING OFF

you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built