All Things Intox

reconnecting with one of my favourite hobbies tonight (alcohol abuse)

Back at it again today and fuckkkkk am I in a needy, disgusting mood.

I need a woman who shares my hobbies.

Somehow, their choices suit their personalities.

That’s a race everybody wins.

It’s Saturday night, we could have sex or we could get wasted. And then we can have sex.

Um… yes? Yes. Yes!

My wife does

My next girlfriend will.

I do this lol

Be like her (and me) and have another shot.

drinking after work today and k have off for two days after 🤭 do i hear bender anyone??

I need challenges like this to make work tolerable.

roommate whos too drunk to recognize they’re groping themselves in front of you. slurring “hmm gooodddd” with a dumb grin as they pinch their nipples through their shirt. jiggling their bloated belly to work a burp free. a hand lazily drifting between their legs as they stumble to keep their balance.

i want him to take advantage of me after i’ve had a few drinks, ignoring my giggly protests and pounding my drunk little cunt until i’m just a whimpering mess

fuck, where do I have to come to find you?

This is my sign to pour a big ol' shot and start my day right.

Encourage me to drink a bottle of wine or two before we leave the house. Let my tits fall out of my shirt on the bus. Give me a flask to nurse so I don’t notice. Fondle and show me off in public while I giggle and sway

Today has gone from "day when I need to be marginally sober" to "day when I deserve to be maximally wasted". Let's make the most of it.

It's time for another double shot.

Gotta say being ordered to get more drinks while being called pet names so I feel nicer and get drunker was a pretty 10/10 experience I won’t lie

wanna go out and drink with somebody til we can't stand up straight, slurring and giggling and burping and falling into bushes outside the club while we wait for our ride. wanna be so drunk that the peopele around us are like uhhh are you good and we keep sayhing the same things over and over because we forget we just said that