Benny Boy

So I got tricked into doing an interview later….

Well our fans are going to love us if you don't watch your language. I mean, I took my shirt off and apparently that's actually frowned upon.

Not unless you have a particular sort of lingerie you’d like me to model for you, Ben. I’m perfectly capable of providing for myself, but thank you for the offer. That’s chivalrous and shit.

No, whatever you want. I never said you couldn't, but I'll text you when I'm on my way. I'll have to shower after we get off stage, so it might be a little while.

Same here.

Are you in a band?

Sounds good. I’ll make a note of what I need to pick up on the way back to the hotel. Do you have condoms?

Yeah, I do. Do you need me to get anything else or bring anything?

Isn’t it? There’s nothing like it well to me anyway.

Same, I spend a lot of my time writing, so when ever I finish a song I always feel really accomplished.

That feeling you get when you finish lyrics you’ve been working on for ages.

It's actually one of the best feelings in the world.

I can come over after we play, if you want?

Well, then I guess I’d have to say yes - I’ll be your girlfriend. But that means I can have sex whenever I want it, right? Like I said, I do thoroughly enjoy sex.

Well, I do to, so that is what that means.

So, then… what? Are you asking me to be your girlfriend? Because I can do that… I just need you to ask me, so I know that’s what we are.

Well, I don't think that I would want to see you dating someone else, so I think that I am asking you to.

Well, I've never heard that, but I'm not saying that I don't want to have sex with you, but I'm not going to use you for sex. I don't do that, I think that it's stupid when people see multiple people at once, it's ridiculous. I also don't care that much for drama.

I'm not going to tell you that I'm looking to date you forever, because I don't know that and I'm also not looking to have sex with you once and then never call you again, I'm not that kind of guy. My intentions are to go on a date with you and then see where it goes from there.

Depends… By giving you my number, does that guarantee me at least one date?

I would say at least one, if not more.

Congratulations!

You sound worried all of the sudden. Did you actually think your discrete charm was getting you somewhere with me? Kidding. You didn’t fuck it up, but don’t get all… ah… Dudley Do-Right on me, please. I’m a grown ass woman who can smoke a joint if she wants to.

I wouldn't consider myself charming at all. I'm not trying to do that at all. If you say so then do what you want, don't worry about me. 

It’s just a little kush, man. I’m not sitting here inhaling cigarettes. From what I understand, secondhand smoke from marijuana hasn’t really hurt anyone yet. I mean, unless you’re not looking to get a contact high. Don’t be weird on me now, Ben. This could’ve been a good thing.

Okay, well that's a better and I could care less about a contact high. Could've been a good thing, so there's no chance that it can still be one? Did I really get that weird on you.