a little piece of heaven

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don’t want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

you ever find a piece of clothing and feel like you just stumbled upon an essential bit of your character design

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general

i really love safety quizzes that are like.. "When handling hazardous chemicals, what should you do? a) Run around and skip and pour it on pedestrians b) Drink it all immediately c) Use the correct handling procedure d) All of the above"