Shakespeare Was Gay🏳️‍🌈

Mmm… Delicioso.

😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.

I want those fucking shoes man

She walked it off though.

I just died, this killed me

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism. 

Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved

heard the guy talk in this video and i was immediately teleported to brooklyn

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

She threw her whole purse 😭

So Tumblr just really gonna be hilarious at 4 in the morning. That’s fine man lmaoooo

“Oh Snap”

heavin

I want this video deleted rn immediately

IM FUCKING DYING

this guy is a cinematic genius

oh to be a mouse with a sardine tin for a bed

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022