silly goose

sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him

I’ll need to run it by the black mold first before making any major decisions

i love in One Piece whenever a deeply traumatized character tries to convince luffy that they're unlovable and that he's better off leaving them behind and that he shouldn't waste his time on them and luffys reaction every time is the most blunt "what the fuck are you talking about? are you stupid?"

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

i always love when a horror movie is like ohh we are a group of people from various backgrounds stuck together in this motel/gas station/roadside diner/grocery store/shopping mall/warehouse/underground bunker/fallout shelter/research facility/military compound/prison/police station/office building/apartment building/school/hospital/church/bar/music club/amusement park/resort/boat of some kind. the baddies are coming. quick! let us organize into some sort of social commentary

I’m genuinely so boring to talk to. all my news is like “huuuuge amount of isopods on the apple slice today”

this was like seeing a wild tiger for me. even though I bought them and put them in there. still riding the high

flying a zepplin with your boys would've been dope especially one with two separate yokes for each axis

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

im parrying cars on the highway and backing up traffic for several miles