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I bet Itex owns Snapple.

They own just about everything else. I wouldn’t be surprised.

Leave it to Itex to fill everything with LIES.

flockleadermaxride said: like fun you’re eating that whole thing by yourself. move over.

But I saw them first…

Jerk. Fine.

I'm kidding.  Come have chips, sheesh.

I see you, too.

I saw you first

That's because I saw the chips first. 

I see you, too.

Obviously, I do keep dreaming.  And talking during it.  Max, tell me…

No. Way.

...Would you tell me for a cookie?

Obviously, I do keep dreaming.  And talking during it.  Max, tell me...

…Are you saying I talk in my sleep?

—…Maybe.

What do I say in my sleep, Max?!

I don’t mentally scar children with my sleep-talk.

You don’t know that. Ask the children.

...Are you saying I talk in my sleep?