Pretty Fly for a Seg - Gai

A new challenger approaches

It’s been a while

(original work)

The inability to do something so rehearsed and embedded into ones brain is simultaneously the most freeing yet terrifying concept I know of. I don’t think any single event can break a human being quite as much as losing their expression.

The “Fuck Keido Cat Band” will be performing their new album “Keido Traumatized me” live this weekend, complete with Gai motioning vigorously at his entire being when asked how he was traumatized and how it inspired the album written by Makoto Waltz Segai, unfortunately due to a crystal-lobotomy accident Makoto can only play bongos and other percussion instruments that require lower degrees of precision.

It’s not fanart, it’s danart.

Catboy segai’s revenge (floppy ears edition)

we live in a society... where nobody remembers my FUCKING BIRTHDAY

Dan is an absolute fucking unit.

Warning: Sideways Falcon Punch, May be ineffective against local Segais

JK ILY Daryl

Daryl is babey.

Dan is a huge golden retriever of a man. The theory is that he’s excited about the dog treat he has just received and in his excitement he probably crushes it.

Catboi Segai

Segai is so fucking buffffffffff