dude, you slapped a fish

Guess that means I can’t treat you to beer and baked goods then. Damn.

from you, it's probably warm beer and generic brand baked goods.

My bank balance, for once.

somehow i doubt that.

You never fail to woo us, Flynn. 

what can i say? i have a way with words.

Hi there!

hey what's up?

I want to someday, just not now. I’d rather kill.

ooooookay.

I’ve had plenty of opportunity to fuck people. I’m just saving myself, I guess.

aha, so you do wanna fuck.

Nope, this is how I usually act.

which explains why even with a face like that, you still have your v card.

are you moping?

Mhm.

Then I don’t want an orgasm. I’m fine with just killing people.

your loss.

I find killing people, orgasmic.

orgasmic isn't the same as an orgasm.