I'm a goner

*Scoffs* Of course.

*Bring the clothes with him, back on the hanger* I need a new jacket.

It makes me look slimmer? It’s settled then, I’ll buy these. *Quickly changes the subject* They’re nice. *Gestures to the shoes in her hand with a nod of his head*

*Huffs, looking at himself in the full length mirror* I’m not sure what I think.

Are we going to be selling it at the cafe?

These? Yeah, okay. *Finds his size and looks around for the changing rooms*

Besides cutting the split ends, no haircut.  I think some green in my hair would look better, anyway.

Why don’t you try semi-permanent hair dye first?

easy there, hotshot. don’t take it out of context.

Sorry sorry.

Yep. Medium colors seem to go with you.

Is that a compliment?

i wish i was you to have the full experience.

Everyone wishes they were me.

You think so?