trying on a metaphor
tannertan36
Sweet Seals For You, Always
JVL
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Show & Tell
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
will byers stan first human second
Cosmic Funnies
Not today Justin
todays bird
RMH
ojovivo
Love Begins
wallacepolsom
YOU ARE THE REASON
titsay
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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@flyhigherfirefly
the year is 2025
scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
Did we ever figure this out or...?
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Came back just to say this stupid idiot love of my life just won three Emmys
it makes me sad seeing bi girls on here coming to terms with the fact that theyre bi and then being like “i‘m not saying i have a voice in the lgbt community because i’ve only dated men, i know my opinions don’t matter because of that i know i’m not really part of the community” it makes my heart hurt. if you’re a bi woman and you’ve only ever dated men, you’re still part of the lgB!!!!!!!t community like that’s what the B stands for!!
straight vampires are so unrealistic
imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass
Fucking nuked from orbit
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The UK and US distracting themselves with memes while their countries fall apart.
- It’s too fucking early for this shit, my dude.
you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you
The Duolingo owl wrote this post
Me: *sees a man with muscular arms* :ooooo
Me, 5 sec later: *sees a woman with muscular arms*
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dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*
me: *calls its name*
dog: *TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAP*
can’t capture all this queersplendor
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*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*
all of us:
no offense but i’m soOoOoOo in the mood for a girl to sit on my lap, wrap her legs around me and just kiss me senseless
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I would like to take this moment to thank John Mulaney for forever giving us “that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking horse” as a way to react to literally every noise that comes out of trump’s mouth
