Meet the Pilot

Hello there! I'm Pilot, a member of the Reliable Excavation Demolition (RED) team. Administration allowed me to have this blog to supposedly ‘connect with the public’ and to ‘build up reputation’

I'll take this opportunity to socialize and to entertain questions ... although I'm sure this is a ploy from the Admins to pry answers off of me and to peer into my personal life--

... But I'm also genuinely curious what people think of me or want to know about me! Still, I'm watching you Admins- Oh, and before you send your letters...

📄Let's set some RULES

No NSFW or inappropriate content. I’m not that kind of man... :(

Please be patient! I'll try my best to answer what you send me!

No spamming. I don’t have a very big mailbox...

Always be polite and respectful! This one speaks for itself... I hope-

#️⃣ For easier navigation, look out for these TAGS

[#anxiously socializing] = answering asks or interacting with other blogs/posts [#ramblings of a pilot] = standalone posts [#admin intervention] = posts made by Admin

📁 And relevant files for INFORMATION

Administration screens your letters first before sending it over to my mailbox ... which is a little suspicious, if you ask me. If your letter goes unanswered, it may have been denied by them or I haven't had the time to answer yet.

Depending on what you send, the Admins also have the right to answer letters for me as well- which is DOUBLE suspicious and unfair, but I can't fight them on it...

But if you saw any sort of camera lens flashing out of a vent or shuttered window, would you mind letting me know?

Best,

Max Brice

Tax Agent (NOT FROM THE GOVERNMENT)

You're an agent for taxes. How can I trust you fully? And you can never be too sure about the IRS. They're everywhere. They can send anyone to your doorstep. It could be some unsuspecting delivery man... or your neighbor... even your friend! or your DOG!

"This is just one of the hundreds of pocket Lunas I'm dealing with and this one keeps biting me...was wondering if you'd want it"

-Clee, aka the Blu basekeeper

You WHAT??? How did you--?? That plane is one of the only vehicles that I am legally allowed to use!

Best,

@meet-the-taxman

T-Ta-- TAXMAN??

-assistant ❤️‍🩹

Go take a bubble bath, have a latte, sip some chai tea you’ll be fine -bea @ur-fave-sawyer

(Ooc: PLS TELL ME YK WHAT IM REFERENCING 😭

https://youtu.be/jQKwwZy43Rg?si=Gc6AMuvABOZ3rKVv)

If a wall falls down, is it still considered a wall or is it now a floor? And if the floor were turned vertically, is it still a floor or a wall????