I am just a human trying to avoid my certain doom

"how am i gonna be an optimist about this?" was actually the craziest thing to have in the chorus of a pop song

My favorite part about Megamind, is that he literally Grew Up on Earth around humans, but is still confused about human culture and etiquette

#so did I he's not special

no, idiot, you're not "rotting." you're fermenting. you're delicious now

He’s legitimately my sleep paralysis demon at this point

whats the deal with the stigma around giving up anyway. yeah this is hard so i do not want to do it anymore. we don’t keep our hand inside a burning flame just to feel like a martyr. i’m off to get a milkshake 

I hope everything gets better for all of us, I hope we all find the peace we’re looking for