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“Don’t you think you’re getting a little too old to be showing up at my place, early in the morning, absolutely pissed?” Gabby scoffed at the sight of them, gripping on the doorway for support. They reeked of cheap liquor and desperation as per usual. “This is coming from one of the biggest fucking trainwrecks there is. Get it together, mate.”
“Are you cra-crazy? The last t-time I went out with you I got a black eye from t-that bouncer who looked like the rock!“
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Benny couldn’t help but snicker. He was literally the embodiment of rich people problems. “But Jul, you know being judgmental is my best trait. Right, well better to not be high and try and cook, you’d end up burning your house down. Also, normal poor people usually know how to cook basic eggs, this really isn’t poor people shit.” She shrugged, letting out a loud sigh. “But then I have to actually try. Uh- do you want me to answer that honestly or what you want to hear? I hear being a hard lay isn’t useful in the future. I mean I guess I can come. Only because I actually want to see this go down in person.”
“So you mean even,” He paused to shudder at the mere thought, “Middle-class people have to do this? Fuck, that’s brutal.” Benny was a real down to mars girl. Often the only voice of reason in his life whose sharp tongue and wit usually prevented him from doing even dumber shit. “Hey, I’m an easy lay when you’re nice. If you complimented me a little, maybe you would get a piece of this to complete your life. So this is your long, winded version of a yes? Your difficulty never ceases to astound me, just come over already.”
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he’s not sure what she means by that but decides not to comment on it. after all, he wasn’t here to make a scene, especially after comments he didn’t understand. he simply let it roll off his back and go with it. after all, his attempt on furthering this relied on how well they worked out and definitely fighting wouldn’t help the mix. “what have you been up to ???” he piped up, leaning in vaguely, trying to show his further interest in her. sure they just hooked up and it was comfortable. but the more he got to know her, the more he was sure this was something he wanted to be more permanent. he could tell she wasn’t keen on the idea, but he figured he could wear her down. then again, he honestly should have known better. she was stubborn and he was too soft for this. “get down to business ???” it was followed by a chuckle at how absurd that sounded. “we can just sit and watch chopped if you want.” he offered with a raised brow, stepping in.
"well," luna began, contemplating her answer. a montage of her constantly eating carrots and hummus, lazily sprawled out on the sofa, while watching trashy, reality television played through her head. surely that answer wouldn’t do. “mostly work at the shop since business has picked up and day drinking. it takes a lot of you, believe it or not. ” luna choose to ignore the incredulous chuckle he gave as if flowers followed by a quickle had not also been a motivation when visiting. even if she subconsciously knew their hookups clearly meant something more to him, even if she attempted to bury butterflies floating in her stomach whenever he came around. “uh, o-okay, if you really want to. i’m not going to force you, but it’s highly addictive, so don’t blame me in the future!” she had forewarned while closing the door behind them. it was difficult to accept his kindness at times. she feared being hurt and ridiculed by another, and she swore she'd never allow anyone make her feel as low again.

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AMUSED AND SLIGHTLY annoyed with the male she tried her best to suppress her laughter. “Eggs?” she questioned with a hint of jovial laughter trying to escaped her lips. She got to give him credits for trying, though. “Why do I have to come over? Can’t I just tell you to make eggs through the phone? Or better yet, how about I send you a youtube link?” a smile present on her lips that shows through her voice.
Always persistent and ever so confident, julian was undeterred by her skeptical reaction towards the inquiry. “It’s not that funny.” he mutters lowly, lips twitching to let a bit of a smirk show upon eleciitng laughter out of the woman. even if that laughter was at his own expense a victory is still a victory. “I don’t have the attention span for a video. I need face to face contact, Stella. For learning purposes, of course, and I don’t think it’s fair that you’re depriving me of an education.”
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Benny snorted, “what kind of grown man doesn’t know how to make eggs? Julian, are you high? i don’t know what’s worse, the fact that you don’t know how to make eggs or that you want me to leave my warm place just to help you make eggs.” She muttered baffled, he was kidding right. “How exactly would you pay me back if I did this for you? I’d much rather leave my place for a late night booty call.”
Once the words left his mouth, julian nearly regretted it. “The kind who had hired help to do it for twenty-something years. Could you please be a little less judgemental? I’m not high for once, I’m trying to do normal, poor people shit.” He uttered matter of factly, rustling a free hand through distressed tresses. “Hey, you have to romance me a little bit before you get in my pants. Do I look like some easy hussy to you? But I believe you should come out of the kindness of your heart since I’m clearly having a crisis.”

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Inhaling the thick scent of bacon, Billie’s stomach groans. The night before had been a long one and he was well over due for something hearty. He already had the eggs scrambled in a bowl waiting to be fried up and a couple of flap jacks were almost fluffy enough to plate. He’d chopped up a few strawberries and squeezed some oranges to balance things out too. It was a good thing their fridge was more stocked than his own. It had to be karma for managing to get her home safe and sound. He was practically salivating as he slid the bacon strips onto a plate and as soon as he tossed the eggs onto the stove, he popped a piece in his mouth. Billie hummed as he worked and with his back turned, he didn’t hear their soft footfalls. It wasn’t until he turned and caught their silhouette in the doorway that he grinned and chuckled.
“First of all, you’re an idiot. second, we didn’t have sex if that’s what you’re wondering. third, breakfast will be ready soon. sit.”
The pungent aroma of caffeine and smoked bacon warmly woke Daisy up, embracing her like an old flame eager to rekindle as she dragged her feet downstairs towards the kitchen. Her head was throbbing, stomach lurched queasily and her tongue was covered with this foul fuzz. The hangover was in full effect, showing no signs of mercy, and only offering brief her snapshots of what occured the night before. One, Ben dumping her for a teacup blonde that was face down, ass up in his living room. Two, tequila, tequila, and shots and more shots. Possibly singing 90s boyband songs at the top of her lungs in some truck? Oh that would make a memorable snapchat story. Bewildered emerald hues finally made contact with tall figure moving back and forth in her kitchen; the neighborhood bartender with a thick drawl soon instructing her to have a seat.
“I wasn’t wondering that,” she quickly felt the need to clarify. ”Besides, you wouldn’t stop grinning for two days if you hit this. I would spot the look of bliss right away.” The mid-morning sunlight radiating from the window was almost painful and Daisy squinted, quietly wishing that alochol poisioning had just taken her out last night. She huddled in a chair after stealing a strip of crisp bacon for herself. “I’m too weak to ask questions about last nights events, so just serve me in the mean time. Oh, can I get an omelette isntead too?”
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now, arthur would have initially been hurt by the clear disregard to his attempted gesture. but he had soon learned, especially with luna, that he really had to try to get her approval, to get her to smile for anything. and while it was exhausting and frustrating, arthur found himself in a little bit too deep for his own liking. so he merely showed up, far too often, to declare his clear love for her, and even more, to show that he was going to stick around. “thought i’d stop by earlier. wanted to drop these off.” he pointed, thrusting the flowers closer to her with a wide smile on his face. he was going to at least go with what he intended for the night to be like. “haven’t seen you in awhile.” he was sure it was intentionally done on her end, but he wasn’t going to allow for that to discourage him. instead he would remain his far too sweet self and offer her a piece of him. he didn’t understand her clear nonchalance with the situation.
in her mind, she wanted to escape, but simply couldn't due to the fact that slamming the door in his face would be too harsh. she was cold, that much was true, however not cold enough for that. especially towards someone like arthur. “right, of course, you thought that ” she had opened her mouth again to formally decline, but the look on his face kept her quiet. arthur was clearly trying, but for what exactly? they had been engaging in a friends with benefits relationship for awhile now, so clearly, he wasn’t yearning for something physical. she wasn’t some aristocrats daughter with a fortune to share either. no one was this nice or caring to a bootycall. quietly, she accepted the bouquet, taking a mental note of them being her favorite. “i’ve been busy,” she half-heartedly answered. however, it wasn’t a complete lie. there was work, friends, and the occasional bartender taken home. “But since you’re here, come in. We can get down to business after this episode of chopped because I’m really invested.”
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A blank expression remained on his face as she scolded him. These arguments were becoming more and more common, and it wasn’t hard to see why. They wanted different things. “So what if I don’t,” he replied, not verbally confirming her suspicions but still making it painfully clear that she was correct. He was never big on commitment; not to her, and not to anyone or anything else. “This isn’t the eighteen-hundreds, Dais. Marriage is outdated.”
Finally, it was out in the open. Daisy willed herself not to cry and quickly averted her eyes elsewhere in the home. Her courage had settled right next to their relationship; down the drain. “Who are you right now?” she breathed out in utter disbelief, unable to recognize the man she was once crazy about. A switch had suddenly flipped, or perhaps, it was always there and she had been too in love to care. “So you were going to keep stringing me along, Sebastian, huh? Making me look like an asshole waiting for you.”
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the other had been arthur’s world for the longest time and he couldn’t stop showcasing his absolute adoration. after all, if he could, arthur would shower them with more love than and frankly, it was a lot. so for him to show up, as he is doing now, at the other’s door step with a bouquet, isn’t anything out of the blue. instead, it had become a regular occurrence which left butterflies in his own stomach. he was a dork when it came to the other, one that was quite adorable. so with that, he knocked on the door, waiting back on his heels with a wide smile. now, he could only hope that the other wasn’t put off by this.
to say that luna found love to be an absolute neurological con job would be an understatement. she reserved herself to sloppy one night stands and fuck buddy’s long ago to escape the trap of ever becoming attached to another being. her flavor of the month was sweet, unassuming even, and yet all of his displays of affection were ignored on her end. they’re all the same is the mantra she uttered on a daily basis. she had never given chances to any potential suitors because it’s a waste of their time, along with hers, so why even bother. but none of these suitors were as persistent as arthur who, like clock work, had made his rounds to her home for an inevitable delivery of some kind. answering the door with a blank expression, arms folded, and only taking a brief glance at the bouqet. He meant well, he really did. “I thought you weren’t coming until tonight?” It was best to disregard the sentiment all together.