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Renee hissed, reeled, threw her arms over her head, claws instinctively extending, her cold veins roaring, her mind racing. “This was supposed to be fun and romantic?!” she screamed in her head, feeling the burning, blinding pain turn into a constant, horrible throb, hallucinations and black spots clouding her vision.

“I’ve been betrayed,” she thought. “It all makes so much sense.”

That Natalie was ever so kind to an undead abomination like her. That she had been so insistent to let her feed on her blood. That she had been so sure of the immunity it would grant her from the sun, that the very first thing she planned to do with her was to watch it dawn over the horizon, right on a hill, completely exposed with no shade, no shelter for miles.

Why did she ever think she would be different?

I live for angst.

I also am still alive. Yeet.

Bonus:

Real Person Shippers who ship the various legends together, and yes the Legends have been asked questions about it, including Caustic. He only stared at the reporter for a solid fifteen seconds then walked away.

Space Buzzfeed asks them to read thirst tweets about themselves. Only Mirage and Octane agree to it. Mirage tries to go into it with a good attitude but gets profoundly creeped out halfway through. Octane thinks it’s hilarious (helps that most of his are pretty OTT and obviously jokes).

Super intense fan wars about which Legend/Team is best, complete with people who stanned a team not being sure who to stan if said team members go up against each other in solos, just super intense stans in general.

“Team [LEGEND NAME HERE]” memorabilia of all kinds. 

Game moment montages set to comedy meme music.