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Have I ever told you how perfectly configured your face is? Cause it damn well is  @fluorences·

 I actually think you’ve got mixed up with your own reflection, lovely. I’m not for comparison, but I think we can clearly see the effortlessly lovely one of this duo-- which I so happen to miss bunches.

You apparently think Marvel paid me more than they did. Im still the cheapest actor per project babe.I’ll take my cup now though because this was a lot of hard work to make happen.

So.... half of Paris? All jokes, but goodness gracious, I feel like I should write a letter to the head honcho now. I can’t sit around not act like Winter Soldier was one of my top five when I was just simply admiring all Marvel content from a distance. Are you sure? It seemed like she DM’d you and now she’s pregnant, seems like sorcery to me, Evans.

Okay, it’s officially spooky season. What’s everyone’s Halloween costume this year? @theglamliststarters·

You know someone is of taste when they knew that spooky season started in August. I was actually thinking of being Barbara from Beetlejuice, a Sims character... pixelated body and all OR Paddington. I’m a bit stumped though, this happens every year. How about you?

I need some friggin help here. As you all know Lizzo is having my baby. Clearly still waiting on that ultrasound. That is going to be one hell of a gorgeous kid though. But what do I get her? Mind you this is the mother of my child I’ve never even slept with….

@theglamliststarters· 

Buy out the entirety of Paris, take her out shopping and get her the best meals they have to offer. That may be a bit much, but coming from a Lizzo fan, I kind of have to go that far. I heard about your child that you somehow conceived without even having that specific interaction. Now that is what we call a miracle baby. Now, do you want a ‘The World’s Best Dad’ mug now or later?

Actually starting to have really heavy Manhattan withdrawal...

Walking into the Met whenever I please. Casually strolling down to the corner Starbucks with a full face on like I’m Carrie fucking Bradshaw. Reading scripts on the train. Chinese leftovers at 2am. Rain on my windows, pulling my sweater past my fingers to ward off the cold. The sadness of the city is inherently orchestral somehow. Kindred.  

Leaving New York is like leaving a lover… or your bed in the morning when you really don’t want to go to work. Life feels more real there. Or less real? It’s hard to tell. Maybe it’s more accurate to just say, in New York you always feel like the girl in your favorite movie.

So fuck it. Tuesday night where? I’m going to pretend it’s Friday night all week and fall back in love with LA. Or have a fling with her at least…

Anyone else want to join me?

(listening to)

@theglamliststarters·

Manhattan, or rather New York in general is in a category of its own. I’ve loved it the few times I’ve went over there, even if it was for work, I would go a few days earlier so I could have the time to enjoy it. And their pizza? People weren’t kidding, it was completely god sent. Everything you just said perfectly describes it to a T, remind to go there once I’m done with work.

I probably would had I not been so swamped this week, how about soon though? I’d love to get some alcohol in my system and try to keep up, keyword would be try. I really attempt not to be a homebody sometimes.

Has anyone else ever gone through a bad breakup and decide to run away to another country for a while? Or is that just me being a little on the dramatic side? Because that’s what I filed for divorce from my wife and left for Spain the next day. Still trying to decide if and when I want to come back, but Spain is really beautiful, I’m currently in Mallorca so I think most people would understand if I didn’t want to leave. | @theglamliststarters·

I have definitely tried to do that recently, I’m a bit stuck due to promotions but as soon as I’m free, I’m taking a well-deserved trip to Norway. So I get it, but also, am I just over-dramatic? It’s just nice to take yourself away from the usual scenery to something completely different after something like that, break-ups, especially divorces are never fun. Well, I only know about the first option. On a side note, I am completely jealous, I hope you’re enjoying it to the fullest extent since I currently cannot.

a couple days ago, someone close to me accidentally tripped me. they had the strap of their bag dangling on the ground and my leg caught on it and i fell on my hands and knees. so i rushed inside to check the damaged. my knees got a bit scrapped up. my right hand has a few scratches. two still has bandaids on right now, one is pretty healed already, the other two look gross still. then my left hand.. my poor left hand. it was scrapped the worst, on my palm with a bit of skin tore, blood and puss.. it’s gross. seriously.

guys i’m still re-learning how to do things with my left hand, it still hurts but i’m getting better. so that’s been my week. i’m billie, if you don’t know me, how was your week? / @theglamliststarters·

Oh wow, I’m sorry that happened. Honestly, the tinniest little cuts hurt so much sometimes and the bigger scrapes are even worse. I remember I use to get pretty ugly ones while practicing fight scenes for Black Widow, and I didn’t even do the hardest stunts. I hope your left hand has a pretty speedy recovery, as horrible as it is, at least that is part of the healing process and that means it’s getting better. Have you been putting hydrogen peroxide on it and everything?

Of course I know you!! I just heard your new album and it was amazing. Happier Than Ever is definitely playing on repeat whenever I cook. Pleasure to meet you though, I’m Florence, your unofficial number one fan. My week has been pretty good! I’ve been keeping myself busy, some press, some photoshoots. mostly at home with my dog.

“ So, what do you think? Yay or nay? ” Olivia asked as she spun around, showing off the dress she had picked out to wear for her 24th birthday shenanigans. “ I’m excited that you wanted to come, by the way! means a lot! Also, I hope you will enjoy yourself as much as I plan on doing, ” she said and giggled softly, putting the wine glass to her lips. @theglamliststarters· 

A playful grin played on Florence’s lips as she began to howl and whistle as the female did her twirl. It was a habit for her to take her hype for her friends on a whole different level, just so they could feel extra special. “You are not only a snack, but the whole meal,” she quipped, her lips pressed together to hold back the giggle that was building in her throat. “Seriously, you look lovely. Everyone’s eyes are gonna be on you.” The blonde cradled her own wine glass in her hand, staring down at it at an almost lovingly manner. “Oh, trust me, with a few more of these bad boys, I’m going to have a splendid time.”