Wrench🫀

sorry for acting gross perverted obsessed & deranged. it’s cause i am gross perverted obsessed & deranged

do you want to hunt me for sport later

dry humping should be desperate and needy. it should feel like you're trying to knock me up through 4 layers of fabric.

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

there’s something so gutwrenching about the fact that the female characters in obsession have real dreams and wishes but never get the chance to see them realized, while both male characters waste their wishes on short-term selfish satisfaction. they were complex, free-spirited young women who just wanted to create art, and they were destroyed by a man determined to confine them to his superficial perception of them. nikki wanted to be a writer, sarah wanted to be a tattoo artist and now neither of them will get to be anything at all

did anybody else get the slut autism

Call me a blunt the way I should be passed around by a bunch of alternative women

how to give uourself top surgery.. annd search. okay okay. how to communicate feelings.. mmmm maybe not.. how to confess your feelings.. hmm.. no too tricky.. how to uh.. two men scissoring.. ooo

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

knight who's so exhausted and sore and bruised from the joust they couldn't possibly fight back

testosterone really does make you crave penetrative sex. fuck i need dick pumping in and out of my cunt right now. better yet i need raw dick from someone threatening to knock me up. face in the pillow back arched ass up. do you understand