Guts and Glitter

um what the hell happened to chandler

he became a strong confident woman

how many toes you got?

you mean in my mouth or

blocked, have a horrible day

Louis’ bravery astounds me on a daily basis.

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

my plan B for everything is to die before it happens

how the fuck is it december this week 

*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool

Tbh I never understood why the term “thunder thighs” is supposed to be derogatory, it sounds like I am a terrifying weather goddess

Just tell people: “Why yes, my thighs *were* blessed by an Asgardian diety. Thank you for noticing.”

#i am here for the unexpected overlap of body positivity and norse mythology and cunnilingus  ( via @misshoneywheeler)

@captainlurka but i want mine blessed by valkyrie please

@walkyriez IM INCAPACITATED BY THIS