I'm sorry (had no reason to be sorry)

rocky being a fucking freak is my favorite headcanon This is who was first contact with aliens. doomed all eridians really

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”

mission bag the baddie

He leaves you after coming out as aroace

lesbian meet cute ( but it’s Blip A and the Hail Mary)

for the good of all mankind

I have yet to see the phm movie and am still making my way through the book, but I keep seeing Rocky’s text drawn with music notes and I know Grace programmed a computer to do some tts for him. So obviously this led me to the logical conclusion that Rocky sounds like a vocaloid.

I'm back with more of them

people who are aroace: have you seen project hail mary

But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.

ily (avaliable as a print in my pinned)

Yknow the lil fanfic trope where a character, usually non-human, purrs like a cat. In this case it would obviously be Rocky but what if it was Grace instead hear me out-