Well...

we went from September 1st to September 24th in 4 days wtf

Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost a year now. The world is full of people.

I got it wrong. Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost two years now. The world is full of people.

Actually I am freezing the thread because people are seeing this post and deciding to hunt down the thread and comment on it. You're not cool or epic for commenting you just have bad internet etiquette. You're not part of the terrarium.

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right

I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me

Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

it’s the no notes blanket fort! climb on in

i am in my 20s but also in my teenage years and also in my 40s