Pure Bred Creep

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

what song comes to your mind when you hear the word “tonight”

That is the single most 90s thing I have ever read.

Out of this entire page why is THAT the only thing you underlined.

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

Any story claiming to be a deconstruction of fairy tales but has nothing to offer except new types of violence, more explicit sex, and a general attitude of “lol happy endings aren’t real” is like. such a cultural waste of time tbh

know what actually is a good deconstruction of a fairy tale? Shrek. It fucks up just about everything in a normal fairy tale and still manages to have a happy ending with a good message and never once has to be ‘gritty’ or ‘dark’. It’s actually really well done.

I’m ALL FOR THIS

HERE. FOR. IT.

yes i am here for naked faceless men as background scenery

Finally.

Powerful women in stylish, tailored suits objectifying their pretty male pets. PLEASE LET ME ESCAPE TO THIS WORLD.

Okay but the last lady looks like a powerful CEO/ Jedi and I can’t unthink it

look i don’t even care about the socially relevant commentary these ladies are HOT