Terrans And The Boon and Bane of Research
Terrans are inherently curious creatures. Even our youngs are encouraged to be curious to enhance their growth development. Growing infants can be very energetic tykes the moment they can interact with the world other than seeing blurry blobs from their vision. Also, did you know that infants can only see in shades of black, white, and gray until they enter 3-4 months of age when color starts bleeding out of the world for them? Then you'd have very handsy babies who would want to touch anything and everything with bright colors and want to feel out different textures as a way of associating with the world and their simple meanings.
Anyways, that's just the start of our... curious nature.
Remember back then when teens would eat tide pods since they wanted to know what it tastes like or those who were dared to do this kind of stuff? Or when children who would look at the rotating electric fan blades and think "If I stick my finger in there, what would happen?". Some would ask any nearby adult Terrans... others... let their impulsive thoughts win.
Yes, apparently impulsive and intrusive thoughts are different from each other lol.
Also, do you remember the time when kids would mix stuff in the bathroom as if they were witches or scientists or genius beauty product makers? They would always have the "What would happen if I combine this hair conditioner and this shampoo with this body wash?" even though they'd end up flushing that abomination of a mixture over the drain afterwards in fear of being reprimanded for wasting supplies lol.
Now, let's go back to the original post.
As students, some of us were tasked to do our own research papers, reviews, thesis, or assignments answering the 'what if' stuffs. If you're in a school or place that doesn't require you to submit research proposals as an undergraduate requirement to... graduate of course, then you're one lucky Terran.
Some of these students would submit wacky research titles if you don't create a theme for them (see the titles listed on the original post cuz I'd love to read on those stuff but we all know teachers won't let such titles slide or even reach the board of research panelists lol). I mean, personally, I would've love to ask others on their first hand experience of traumatizing stuff but I have also anticipated that such thing wouldn't get approved and the interviewees would dodge me like crazy lol (was supposed to do in-depth research on how soldiers felt after their first kill on live combat scenario).
It's also hard to interview people when they're wary of you and such is why the listed questions seem to be so intrusive; they just wanted to stop the interview since they're uncomfortable but also don't want to tell the interviewers out of fear of coming out as a rude person since they're taking the time out of their day and the interviewee already agreed to it and stuff... we know that dance and dodge thing.
Y'know this was supposed to be a list of things I wanted to research but went on to a spiral of stuff as to why some research topics wont see the light of day and all that shazam unless funded by a company, university, or research institution. Anyways, lemme try on this.
Things I'd Want To Research
How trauma affects people differently
Are there really intergalactic creatures in another universe and do they look like us?
Parallel worlds and how to predict possible futures
Are dreams gateway to parallel worlds?
If we forget something, where does it go and what do we do to immediately remember it?
Guardian deities... again how??!
Writers and worldbuilding plus the fanfiction side
Things My Friends Want To Research
Why are minor subjects (unrelated to chosen course) needed in college when you can spend the other times doing major subject stuff?
Why does your own fart smell better/satisfying than other people's fart?
Orgasm differences between males and females
Why does the universe look like brain cells?
If mermaids are real and they've drowned a lot of people, why do land people wanna interfere with them?
Wanna study creatures from other dimension or planets
What if every universe exploding just means another brain cell exploding?
How does the brain process stuff we do subconsciously??
What actually happens when we die? (pertains on the soul state)
What do humans taste like?
What is muscle memory and how does it exactly work? Like just how?? Even dead people move post mortem like huh? (that's what they said)
What even are these octopus with three hearts and eight legs and a beak for a mouth? Are they failed creations or something?!
P.S. They started off shy when I asked them and went on a downward spiral of things they wanted to know lol.
Meanwhile, the aliens watching over this genius teen exploring their planet:
Alien 1: Is he... is he petting that dangerous XXX rated danger Cro'lkreo?!
Cro'lkreo : Cat like thing thing with six legs, illuminating poisoned tail, vibrant fanned neck that screams danger just purring and even showing off its kittens that were scrambling at said human for more chin scratches. They also kinda look like Orcas on land and have the fur of your favorite soft blanket so...
Alien 2: Yeah, he did the same thing with our planet's Flushu and befriended the elusive Kaflatu. If I didn't know any better I'd think this Terran kid was gearing up to dominate every planet.
Flushu : Generally a massive looking owl that hunts during the day and sleeps for 2 hours like an insomniac. Can turn invisible making it a feared hunter of said land. Can dive-bomb like Terran Falcons but at a speed of 500-600 km/hour. Also acts like a sky cat and a crow. Flushus love little shiny trinkets offered to them by the humans and loves being preened and petted. One particular Flushu nearly gifted the human a huge Painite gem (it exists btw) but was seen to be sulking when the human took back the gem back to the nearby Kaflatu or Humanoid Elder Dragon Tribe.
Alien 1: And that was done by a Terran kid?!
Alien 2: Well, technically, it would be a baby Terran based on our star year but the Terrans insist that their teenage or young adults are more than capable of planning and living on their own. Still wouldn't dare to touch or kidnap one of them though. The previous Grr'stiag Tribe nearly got annihilated but was spared by the nearby Intergalactic Waffle House Retrieve and Rescue Squad after giving back that one explorer they kidnapped.
Alien 2: The what squad?!!