Hurt is just an excuse for comfort

1. "You don't have to say you're sorry. You're sick."

2. "No, don't get up. I'll bring the trash bin."

3. "Take some deep breaths."

4. "When did you start feeling like this?"

5. "Hey, are you alright? You look like you're about to fall over."

6. "When's the last time you ate?"

7. "Let me run you a bath."

8. "Talk to me. What's going on?"

9. "Hey, look at me. What's wrong? I can tell you don't feel good."

10. "What do you need?"

11. "You're incredible. How'd you pull that off while you were so sick?"

12. "I'm so glad you're feeling better. You legit had me worried."

13. "Why don't we own a thermometer? You're burning up."

14. "I'm not leaving you alone like this."

15. "It's okay. We can clean it up. Don't worry about it."

16. "Oh, gosh. You really don't feel well, do you?"

17. "A shower might make you feel better. I can help you."

18. "We need to get you out of those wet clothes. Can you sit up?"

19. "Where does it hurt? Do you feel like you're going to be sick?"

22. "No, you're not okay. You're shaking."

23. "You really don't look good. Lie down, okay?"

24. "Do you need help getting to the bathroom?"

25. "What are you doing up? It's the middle of the night."

26. "Lean on me. I got you."

27. "Why are you holding your stomach?"

28. "You can't stay on the cold floor all night."

29. "You haven't kept anything down in hours. I think I should take you to the hospital."

30. "I think I should call your mom or something. You're really sick."

31. "Shh, you're too wound up. C'mere."

32. "You haven't been sick like this in a long time."

33. "Let me get you a cool cloth."

34. "You don't need to be embarrassed. It's just me."

35. "I know this really sucks, but you're gonna be okay."

36. "Are you crying? Gosh, you really feel rough, huh?"

37. "I'm sorry you're feeling so lousy. What can I do?"

38. "Can you lift your head up? Let me wipe your mouth."

39. "Do you think Tylenol will stay down?"

42. "Was it something you ate? Or did you catch a bug somewhere?"

43. "I've never seen someone throw up this much. I'm taking you to the hospital."

44. "You look wiped out."

45. "Do you want me to stay?"

46. "I'm not going anywhere."

47. "I'd trade places with you if I could."

48. "I can't stand seeing you like this."

49. "You need to try to eat something."

50. "Is it impossible for you to just take it easy?"

51. "You can't go. You can barely stand up."

52. "You're wound too tight. Just try to relax."

53. "You don't need to worry about that right now. Just focus on getting better."

54. "I'm not going to let you fall."

55. "Would you stop trying to be a hero? Let us help."

56. "Did you just throw up?"

57. "You haven't eaten anything all day. C'mon, I know something is up."

58. "You need to take your health more seriously."

59. "How's your breathing? You sound winded."

62. “Let me tell the guys we’re leaving. I’m taking you home.”

63. “Is your stomach okay? That’s the fourth time you’ve been to the bathroom in the past hour.”

64. “When did you start throwing up?”

65. “Did you let work know you won’t be in?”

66. “Why do you have a weird look on your face?”

67. “Stop apologizing. I wanted an excuse to get out of there anyway.”

68. “You’re starting to scare me.”

69. “I just want you to feel better.”

70. “Did this come on suddenly? You seemed okay this morning.”

71. “Just sit down for a minute. Rest.”

72. “You’re dizzy? Here, sit down.”

73. “Can you make it to the car?”

74. “You feel ‘off?’ Mind elaborating on that a bit?”

75. “I don’t care if you get me sick.”

76. “Did you eat something bad you think?”

77. “This is more than just a headache. You’re literally hugging the toilet right now.”

78. “Can I get you a cool cloth for your neck?”

79. “Here’s the trash can. I think you should keep it close just in case.”

82. "What's the matter? You're not acting like yourself."

83. "Oh gosh, you're covered in it. Let's just throw that shirt away. You can wear my jacket to walk out. C'mon, arms up."

84. "You look dead on your feet."

85. "Why are you trying to push me away? Let me help."

86. "Disturbing performance, man. Here, rinse your mouth out."

87. "Hey, are you back with me? You just passed out."

88. "Are you okay? They sent me in here to check on you."

89. "You're really quiet tonight."

90. "You look exhausted. Are you sure you can make the walk back?"

91. "Do you get migraines like this a lot?"

92. "I can't pull over right now... Oh gosh, it's happening. Okay. That's okay. Just let it out, man. Don't worry. We can clean it up. It's okay."

93. "You're going to be sick again, aren't you?"

94. "I'm sorry I can't be there with you."

95. "Why are you shivering? It's 90 degrees out here."

96. "What do you mean you can't see? Do you feel faint?"

97. "I brought you a hot water bottle. Can I get you anything else?"

98. "You feel kind of warm. Are you sure you're feeling alright?"

99. "How bad does your stomach hurt? Should I be taking you to the hospital?"

i want to be extremely clear about this:

i never *don’t* want to be asked about my OC

it is never a bad or inappropriate time for OC questions

i will never be displeased by questions about my OC

at no point in my life will i ever be “no thank u, i dont want to talk about my character right now”