Everyone the solution to cooling data centers without wasting our precious water, is the harnessing of cold spots created by ghost.
All we have to do is start building data centers over haunted places. We put all the servers in racks that will serve as a Faraday cages, to keep the ghost from interfering with it but allowing them to cool the equipment, yes I have now created the first ghost job but also I've saved water for a living and perhaps the world.
You may ask "will this work?"
And I say " it's worth a try"
You may also say " but Flowrats, where will you get enough ghost?"
And I say " everywhere this whole continent has a long history of violence, especially after the arrival of Europeans"
"But that sounds highly unethical" you may say, and you're right but counterpoint is I'm probably wrong but I want one of these silicon valley dipshits to waste money trying to do it.
