The Lover of Flowery Names

nerds are all "acab" and "be gay do crime" until you write a fanfiction they don't like, then they try to narc on you to the literal feds

Also Tumblr: "If the queerness deviates from my own personal experience in any way, shape, or form, I will disown it and accuse the creator of queerbaiting."

Still yet tumblr: "I'm not going to believe the author is really queer until they put themself in danger by publicly outing themself to the entire world, and even then, I'll still say they were dishonest for staying in the closet, even though that's the same thing violent homophobes do. And if they really aren't queer, I'm going to call for their literal actual death, because that's definitely a well-adjusted thing to do."

Tumblr again: “I refuse to look at any work beyond the very narrow genres I like or investigate anything about the types of stories told outside them and then I’m going to accuse the entire literary world of only publishing straight white men getting divorces and having affairs.”