princess sarcasm

life is weird because one minute you're 13 wondering if you'll ever see the age of 18 and the next you're 28 and excited to go shopping for lamps

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries. I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.

“even the addicts?” yeah dude did i fucking stutter

i really want dirty and nasty things. like hugs, holding hands and a healthy relationship

not very good at asking for things that I want

"the worst they could say is no" not even true and also have you considered that kind of sucks

Going to reframe this by saying a different phrase, which is "the answer is always no if you never ask." If you don't give people opportunities to say yes, then the answer will always be no. Don't self-reject.