Lots of people want to be/experience the tickle monster (valid), but unfortunately I've transcended my monster state and have evolved into a Satan approved Tickle Demon. Something that has no cognition beyond seeking out the most ticklish of victims, invading their mind space, uncovering every ounce of primal ticklish weakness, and thoroughly exploiting them for my own nefarious pleasures. I am not proud of this revelation (yes I am) but we might as well face the realities that lie before us.
You have been warned, proceed at your own peril.

















