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Oh hello! Welcome, welcome, my dear fellas!

Let me all introduce you to a prompt week, including Hell's powerful Monarchy! This week will be hosted by me (hi!) and take place in the week of the 31st July until the 6st August!

Go as far with these prompts as you may wish, let them serve as inspiration and not a barrier! (and, yes, NSFW is allowed to, if it is properly tagged!!)

hux, who would literally rather perish:

And before you ask I also want Al to be trans masc in this snario and that's why Velvette can be into him pluss like come on he's serving cunt.

Oh and no Al isn't into any of them.

Everyone wants a bite of that deer.

- Charlie

Oh no! 📸

- Charlie

The newcomer--Tava, she called herself--shifts as if she's about to say something, but Phasma beats her to it. "Maybe I'm just strange, but whenever I hear someone use 'rat' as an insult, I can't help but think of an old story from my homeworld."

Kuruk turns to her. "A story?"

"Yes." She inhales and prepares. "It begins with a ship stranded on a planet falling apart. The captain is cruel, the crew resentful, and hunger and thirst only make it worse. Now, here is something else you should know: the ship has an infestation of Corellian rats in its cargo hold, nasty, carnivorous, persistent little things, eating their way through the food stores despite all the crew's efforts, a lethal epidemic just waiting to happen."

(Kylo's smiling to himself--he knows this story, has heard it a hundred times, and she bets he knows exactly she's trying to say with it.)

"The crew is running out of time, and they know it, but the captain refuses to admit to their plight even as he hoards away what little safe food there is. There seems to be no option left, nothing to secure their continued survival, until the newest private has an epiphany. Can you guess what they did?"

A long pause. Tava's the one to break it. "Did they kill their captain?"

"They did," Phasma allows. "But how?"

"The rats," Ap'lek realizes.

"The rats," Phasma agrees. "It was a brilliant solution--two birds, one stone, as the saying goes. They say the captain's skull was licked clean in seconds. But there was one problem--the rats didn't stop there." Her head tilts. "The only two survivors were the ones who had run out of the ship when the rats first descended upon the captain."

The Knights are silent, staring, a mix of horror and morbid fascination on their faces--save Kylo's, which is all eager anticipation. He's waiting for the punchline.

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Hello to the hazbin hotel fandom !! and to my Giftee (@flowerstheatre over on Bsky !), I had the pleasure of participating in my first ever gift exchange for A Match made in hell ; Organised by the lovely @halleyshiro 💗.

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(Transcription below cut & prompt explanation.)