How I Met Your Mother Sentence Meme - The Bracket & The Chain of Screaming
“Hey, what’s with the blackboard?”
“Hey that looks familiar, where did you get it?”
“There’s no school today, it’s a saturday.”
“You’re team lost twenty minutes ago.”
“Something strange is going on.”
“Wait, you go to the hardware store to pick up girls?”
“Why does this keep happening?”
“Maybe you’re not as good a lire as you think you are.”
“I know he seems charming, but he’s just saying whatever it takes to get in your pants.”
“Do not pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the girls he’s slept with.”
“You’re really enjoying this aren’t you?”
“I don’t know, that’s a lot riding on a girl who giggles when she lies.”
“Have you ever fallen asleep while eating ribs?”
“You know, I’m curious. What do you say to these girls to get them to come home with you?”
“This is New York city, you’re never gonna drive it.”
“You can’t call shotgun for eternity.”
“Dude, we’re lawyers now.”
“I’ve never been screamed at like that in my life.”
“You’ve been working so hard, let nights, weekends, I never see you.”
“Dude, I can’t believe you cried in front of your boss.”
“How the hell am I supposed to face this guy again?”
“Yeah, because it’s soooo easy just to bust out a big eloquent speech off the top of your head.”
“Secruity’s gonna rough you up a bit on your way out.”
“I need this job, I need the money.”
“How good would it feel to walk in there tomorrow, tell him off and then quit.”
“I need your take on this. What should I do?”
“That is the first useful thing anyone has said to me tonight.”
“Which of these carpets would look better in the new apartment?”
“Wow, you two are already saying the L word, huh?”
“I did something stupid. Can we just drive somewhere? I need to get way, just drive.”
“Is that ice cream cone big enough?”
“You don’t look as good in suits as you think you do.”
“I can fix it. First thing tomorrow, I’m gonna go in there on my hands and knees and beg for my job back.”
“Our future isn’t money, or an apartment, and it’s definitely not you being miserable at that horrible job.”
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