Send my muse a pick-up line!
Since these are ALWAYS a hit, send one, two, HOW MANY ever. Bombard my muse with these! As always, change pronouns to fit your muses!!
NB: SOMEĀ are nsf.wĀ some just cheesy.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesnāt have your number in it.
If you were a Transformer⦠youād be Optimus Fine.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
I was blinded by your beauty; Iām going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Can I follow you where youāre going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Is your name winter? Because youāll be coming soon.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Letās play carpenter. First weāll get hammered, then Iāll nail you.
I lost my keys⦠Can I check your pants?
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Somethingās wrong with my eyes because I canāt take them off you.
You must be tired because youāve been running through my mind all night.
Youāre so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
Is your body from McDonaldās? Cause Iām lovinā it!
Your lips look so lonelyā¦Would they like to meet mine?
If you were a chicken, youād be impeccable.
Remember me? Oh, thatās right, Iāve met you only in my dreams.
Do you like science because Iāve got my ion you.
My feet are getting cold⦠because youāve knocked my socks off.
Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because Iām picturing you holding up my balls.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I just popped a Viagra. So weāve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
Whatās the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I donāt have a Ferrari.
Kiss me if Iām wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.
There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think youāre infected.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because youāre so-da-licious.
Girl are you an iceberg? Because youāre making me want to go down.
How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut.
Iāll be Burger King and you be McDonaldās. Iāll have it my way and youāll be lovinā it.
Are you a sprinkler? Because youāre making me wet.
Iāll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast.
Iāll give you a kiss. If you donāt like it, you can return it.
Did you swallow magnets? Cause youāre attractive.
Your face is like a wrench, every time I look at it my balls tighten up.
Iām a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.