Can't Pin me Down ;

I spent nearly five hours shopping today. Five hours. I don’t know how Paris and Aspen do this every day. There were so many shoes, if I see another pump I might faint.

One day you’ll get the hang of it, my darling, those two have a serious addiction. I worry deeply about their sanity, the other day I found bags that neither of them even claimed was theres.  also -- I think you need to find out what it’s like to go on a 8 hour shopping spree with them, I don’t have that need the way they do -- but online shopping, I’m your girl. 

Aspen, dear, -- I did tell you those heels ruin your posture, correct? You need to stand straighter with them... anyways, please, I can do this, you cannot be making an ass of yourself out in public. Meredith could not get back from vacation any quicker -- I don’t understand where she’s headed too anyways, her and her family, how much do we even pay her?