flying pot pies are real

manager: hi, could i talk to you in the office for a sec? great, thanks…we got a complaint from a customer that you didn’t kill yourself when requested so unfortunately we’re going to have to take disciplinary action…sign here acknowledging we talked…thanks

u kno wat fuck college

Imma still go tho imma still go

The gif took me out 😂

DESTROY IT WHILE WE STILL HAVE THE CHANCE

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

what these are all true

one fear: dr pig

Why Do You Fear?

i think i laughed a little too hard 

please god delete this website