~Dreaming in a Daze~

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

LOL

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

- Go take your medicine if you haven’t already today

- Have you eaten within the last few hours? If not, go eat something.

- Have you drank any water today? If not, go drink a full glass of water. Dehydration causes migraines.

- Go shower if you haven’t today, or at least wash your face and brush your teeth. You’ll feel better, trust me.

- Are you tired? Take a nap if you feel you need it.

- If you haven’t gone outside at all today, take five minutes to go get some fresh air.

- You’re beautiful

- You’re doing so well

- I’m proud of you

- It’s okay to have a bad day

- Breathe