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There is now a spreadsheet with QSMP 2 VODs! [SPREADSHEET]

Note: The spreadsheet is formatted differently this time because most of our archivists are inactive and we aren't as large as we used to be, so it's less polished; however, we'll keep it up to date to the best of our abilities. Feel free to reach out if we are missing anything.

With that in mind, our team is looking to expand to other archivists who can help track other creators from around the globe, so if you're interested, let us know via [THIS FORM].

If Fit was lying about them never streaming "It Takes Two" again:

Cellbit: I'm 26.

Antoine: Oh, ok... You're a baby. 👶🍼

Cellbit: Ah, fck you, I'm not a baby! [Laughs]

Antoine: Before YouTube and streaming, I was a sound engineer and a music composer. It was like, 12 years ago. So you were like, 2 years old, Cellbit.

Cellbit: Oh- WHAT?! How– no, no, no– Fck you!

Antoine: I SAID YOU WERE A BABY! You're very young.

Baghera: How old are you, Cellbit?

Cellbit: I'm 26, how old are you?

Baghera: I'm 28.

Antoine: She's 64. Oh, sorry–

[Baghera hits Antoine]

Antoine: SORRY, SORRY– I thought- I thought you were 64.

[ Full Transcript ↓ ]

Roier: Take off that fucking sombrero Bobby please so I can get a good look at you. So I can look you in the eyes.

(Bobby takes off hat)

Roier: Hey Bobby and when are you going to grow up? I mean like when are you going to come out of that damn shell,

(Bobby shakes head gesturing no)

Roier: Or what? Or never? You’re going to stay like that?

This bit from Jaiden's Miku video reminds me of an old conversation (and a funny / sweet moment) she had with Roier and Mariana on QSMP.

(My favorite lines during these 23 seconds)

BagheraJones: I never went to bed actually.

Badboyhalo: What is wrong with you?! Baghera, WHY?!

BBH: You gotta win, ok?

Baghera: Oh I will, for you!

BBH: For me? (Yup, yeah) Ok, win it for me, thank you.

BagheraJones: Balls.

Etoiles: [Talking about his time at the Louvre] And- and Mona Lisa is cool! I was alone with her, and... she's a pretty cool girl!

Foolish: [Laughs] Oh! Ok. Alright, Etoiles.

Cellbit: Ok, yo?

Ellum: That's like, such a flex though.

Foolish: AYO???

Etoiles: Yeah! It was such a flex– it's my flex. But it was my biggest dream.

Foolish: Wait, but you never dabbed in front of it, right? That's what you wanted to do?

Etoiles: I dabbed! I dabbed, but it was off-stream.

Foolish: Oh, an off-stream dab?

Etoiles: I dabbed in front of Mona Lisa off-stream!

Foolish: A quick off-stream dab, just for yourself?

Etoiles: [Laughs] Yeah, it was just for myself.

Foolish: You're– why not! Yeah, you did it for yourself, and that's what matters, as long as you uh, as long as you felt good about it.