Some Nerdy Reptilian with an unhealthy obsession for Roba

Problem Solvers Headcanon Time

Horace (Problem Solverz leader)

Age: 19

Gander: Male

Pronouns: he/him

Sexuality: bisexual 

Family: Roba (twin brother), Thaz (adoptive mother and landlady), Alfe (technical pet)

sometimes has a habit of smoking, he’s trying to quit but often sneaks a cigarette or two in.

he STILL loves Sweetie Creame even though he knows damn fucking well that she was evil.

almost always has to look after both Alfe and Roba (mostly Roba) when they’re left alone together.

he and Roba spent their first 6 years at an abusive orphanage (technically 5 years since their parents were killed when Horace and Roba were only 1.)

He found Alfe in a sewer when he was 11 and Alfe was a months old.

He is very athletic and plays soccer on the weekends when there aren’t any problems to solve.

Temporarily had a fear of the forest (ever since he was 4 he was purposefully left alone in the forest by the orphanage headmaster as a punishment for absolutely no reason other than to traumatize him for fun. Yea Horace and Roba had the worst childhood.) He got over his fear thanks to Tux Dog.

Horace HATES coffee (he instead settles for tea or sugar free energy drinks)

- During childhood Horace would often sing to Roba at night so they could both fall asleep.

He’s a total workaholic!

Roba (Problem Solverz nerd)

Age: 19

Gender: Trans male (FtM)

Pronouns: he/him 

Sexuality: transgender + gay

Family: Horace (twin brother), Thaz (adoptive mother and landlady), Alfe (technical pet), quite a few random ex-boyfriends 

he is Autistic (he often stims, is socially awkward, and has identity issues.)

he still wears bras sometimes, mainly bras that are super tight and help flatten out his chest (technically they’re binders)

he transitioned from female to male at age 13 (he only got top surgery because he’s not ready for bottom surgery ever, idk why I brought that up, but those who know, know.)

He has many allergies, including (listing these from least severe to most severe) longhair dogs, pollen, raspberries, beans, hornets, and peanuts.

Horace NEVER lets him eat sweets (especially chocolate and fudge) after 8 PM. Trust me, you do not want to encounter Roba when he’s high on sugar (you’d immediately be dead if you were even MADE of sugar.)

he’s kinda a femboy, and when he’s not wearing his usual robot outfit, he likes wearing crop tops or oversized hoodies, sometimes even wearing a dress if you’re lucky

He has a part-time job working as a Femboy Mooters (parody to Hooters) waiter, and that’s how the Solverz are able to pay the bills.

He is chubby because of all the empty insults Tux Dog throws at him, and because the trio order pizza A LOT BECAUSE OF A CERTAIN BROWN SOMEONE!!! Roba also stress eats a lot in private so there’s also that, and he can eat more than Alfe can (he REFUSES to admit that)

Roba still acts very feminine despite transitioning into a man, and he likes buying and doing luxurious stuff because it feels nice and he thinks it’ll make Tux Dog like him more (also Roba smells like lavender and vanilla 24/7, and Tux Dog hates lavender smell.)

Underneath his helmet is longish blond hair, overgrown haircut, it’s usually greasy because Roba rarely takes off his helmet.

Alfe (Problem Solverz Fur Monster)

Age: 8 (18 in fur monster years)

Gender: Male

Pronouns: he/him

Sexuality: pansexual

Family: unnamed fur monster parents (deceased), a whole bunch of unnamed brothers and sisters (unknown whereabouts), Horace and Roba (technical owners)

- Alfe is overweight 

- Alfe secretly throws fur monster parties when Horace and Roba are not in the house

- While he can eat ALMOST anything, Alfe is allergic to seafood (especially shellfish.) He’s also allergic to cats (or at least only Badcat.)

- Chocolate is also poisonous to him but they’re like apple seeds, he needs to eat a whole bunch of chocolate to get sick.

- in my artstyle I usually draw him like a wolf simply because I’m a furry (but I can draw him in his canon design)

- he is closer to Horace than Roba

- Alfe is pansexual but he is more attracted to girls (same with Horace but Horace is bi)

- Alfe wants to smoke weed and do crack but Horace always says no, so Alfe has to sneak it in when Horace isn’t around.

- Although Alfe takes a shower in the toilet, Alfe doesn’t always smell like shit because he’s forced to wear one of those car scent pine tree things around his neck.

Okay, it’s about time we give this basketball boi a proper ref sheet.

If you’re wondering how he and Kikmee met, well…. Here’s the story: 

Basically I like to imagine that after season 1 the Lost Bots occasionally hang out with their desired squads (while the Lost Bots is still officially a squad now of course), so I.e. Clogstopper w/ the Custodial Crew, Kikmee with the Jock Squad, etc etc.. 

In fact, it was Batsby and Dinger who introduced their biggest member, Dunk’Don, to Kikmee. Immediately both were lovestruck (it was very, very awkward. Also Dunk has seen Kikmee before but she hasn’t noticed, and the former was absolutely lovesick.) Eventually the others found out about Kikmee’s little crush and Burgertron decides to bring them even closer, basically kinda forcing them into kissing already (this was NOT a good method.) Of course Bonz-Eye rightfully called him out for it, and eventually Kikmee and Dunk DO appoint a date, alone, just the 2 of them (although Burgertron does bring Dimlit along to see how this date goes (Burgertron even commented “See? At least THOSE 2 make sense!” This is referring to Dimlit’s relationship with Jacqueline lol.)

Do Burgertron and Dimlit get caught? Yes. 

Was Kikmee upset? Also yes. 

Did Burgertron’s kneecaps survive? No.

first off, it’s Dunk’Don

and secondly, I use other Botbot names for references and think of play on words (for instance Kikmee’s name is a play on “kick me”).

Yep. One of my Botbots OCs, Dunk’Don, a basketball. Definitely the biggest member of the Jock Squad, but also the bot who gives the best hugs. Oh yeah, and he’s Kikmee’s boyfriend.

Part 5

*Horace and Thaz went out of the cage, and while Thaz went to safety, Horace, Tux, and Bad Cat are fighting the rest of the Glam Vampires. They’ve been fighting for a while. Horace was punching and kicking here and there, Tux used his top hat as a frisbee as well as using his bow tie bone boxing glove, thing. And Bad Cat used his sleep ray.*

Horace: Take that!

DS: NOOOOO!!!!!! I FORBID YOU!!!!! 

Horace: I thought you hated the Glam Vampires, Dream Slasher!!!

DS: WH- No, I mean “I forbid you from escaping and finding hope!” Either way, don’t get your hopes up, I’m gonna have some friends kill all of you except Horace.

Tux: And what do, plan to do with Horace?

DS: We’ll, I was thinking about turning him into a jelly thing with no mouth or senses, or limbs. I stole that from a book; but now I’m debating whether or not to—

*Just then, someone shoots a silver ray, but the Dream Slasher narrowly misses. It wa stone other than… Sabiathuz!*

Sabiathuz: Nice you eat you all, I mean meet you all. *giggles*

*Horace is shocked, as the Glam vampire and the Dream demon cat duke it out*

Bad Cat: *suddenly imterested* Ooh, domestic violence in the form of a boxing match, meow meow meow! *Tux and Horace just stare at BadCat with disgust* What?

*the Dream Slasher swings her hook at Sabiathuz, who dodges*

DS: Are you insane?! ARE YOU INSANE?!?! Sabiathuz, first you neglect me for your music, then you slander about Dream demons to your audience, and then you cheated on me with that… that UGLY ROBOT!!! And now you side with the normies?! Yknow how I feel now?! Hate… HATE!!! Lemme tell you how much I’ve come to HATE you since all this. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill the entirety of Farboro. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans, and Glam Vampires, and humans who pretend to be robots, and fur monsters, at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate. HAAAAA— 

*Sabiathuz shoots the silver ray at DS, turning her into a silver statue. DS drops to the ground, muffled angry screaming coming from her*

Sabiathuz: And THAT’S for tricking Horace into killing Roba, and for plagiarizing Harlan Ellison!

Horace: You… you saved us.. but why?

Sabiathuz: I heard you ranting on how you broke your father’s promise… I broke my father’s promise as well a long time ago, and that was to not neglect the first person I start dating, and that’s what lead to the Dream Slasher to turn evil, just like how Roba turned on you.

Horace: *Horace tears up* Yeah, I know….. I just want Roba and Alfe back..

*Horace goes to Roba’s body and starts crying onto Roba.*

Horace: Ohh Roba *sob* I’m so s-sorry *ugly crying* it’s all my fault!

Thaz: Oh Horace *she hugs Horace*

*Tux Dog picks up the Dream Slasher’s hook and examines it*

Tux: Hmm…. Interesting. From what I can tell, this hook can grant 3 wishes per day.

Bad Cat: Meow MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!! Well in that case I wish for a new mechanized chair! *Badcat’s chair is resurrected, and badcat gets on* Oh yeah it feels so good to not walk again, meow!

Tux: *glares at Badcat* Horace, as I was saying, the hook can grant 3 wishes, and of course Badcat used up one wish, so we’re left with 2 wishes. 

Alfe: *he appears all of a sudden* Ooh, did somebody say wishes?! I wish for infinite pizza! *Alfe’s wish is granted*

*all this only makes Horace cry harder*

Tux: just wonderful…

Horace: *sob* ENOUGH!!! *to the ceiling* I WISH I HAVENT ARGUED OR HIT ROBA IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

*oooh, insert some sort of time warp sequence, as it goes way back in time.*

Okay I feel like I plan things way too fast. Now you’re probably thinking this will be my last story right, RIGHT? Actually not even I know. Let’s just get into the story. Also I will add a bit of swearing 

*Horace stands there... with ripped clothes, injuries and covered in Roba's blood. As Horace's pants becoming wet and warm... he finally speaks out.*

Horace: I've promised my dad to take care of Roba no manner what.... and I killed him in cold blood...

DS: Of course you did. I told you, that you were what I am looking for, someone who is easy to manipulate, someone who has been through HELL! Someone who could END THE PROBLEM SOLVERZ!!!! 

*Horace is silent but then suddenly lunges at the Dream Slasher, screaming. Unfortunately the Dream Slasher moves out of the way, having Horace crash into the speakers, stopping the loud music and drawing even more attention to Glam Vampires.*

DS: *walks up to Horace and grabs him by the head* Now Horace, why don’t you tell the Glam Vampires EXACTLY why YOU think it’s okay for YOU to murder your own brother and break your daddy’s promise. How would he feel about you NOW?

*Horace is on the verge of tears*

DS: By now, he’s probably been executed or something, because he KILLED your mother, just like YOU killed your twin brother. Well, now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna call a few people over so we could come up with a plan to torture you for 109 years. *about to leave* Oh, and just in case.. *she locks Horace and Thaz in a steel cage* now don’t try to leave. *goes up to 3 big cat guards that were also somehow there* DON’T LET THEM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT!

*Thankfully, there’s some help; Tux Dog has snuck in undetected*

Horace: Tux Dog?

*and someone else was alongside him, and it was…. Bad Cat?!*

Authors note or something: a thousand apologies for the short story, but for what I have planned, part 5 is probably gonna be super huge, but I’m also busy with IRL stuff. So I hope this story will keep you updated. Also yay 3 more unimportant OCs who are just here for the sake of the incompetent bad guy henchmen tropes lol. Their names are Roy (the lion), Terry (the tiger), and Bartholomew (the panther), and they’re all incompetent (a lesser extent to Terry tho.)

Part 4! 

TW: Blood and it’s also pretty sad to sit tight and grab some tissues.

(Horace, Thaz and the Dream Slasher head inside the basement of what used to be the HQ, and they wait for Roba to be alone. Roba is hanging out with Sabiathuz.)

DS: Ugh, look at those Glam Vampires. They think they’re so “Glamorous” all because it’s in their name. Jason Voorhees’s face looks more attractive.

Horace: Are you just gonna rip on them?

DS: Right, *she dials a phone that she somehow pulled out* I’ll distract the other Glam Vampires.

*a Glam Vampire answers the phone* 

Random Glampire #1: Hello? *inaudible phone talking* Sabiathuz, it’s for you.

Sabiathuz: *takes the phone* Hello, nice to meet you, I mean EAT you! How can I paralyze you today? *he heads to another room to talk*

*Horace takes a deep breath and walks up and is about to stab Roba from behind, but Roba catches hin*

Roba: HORACE!!!!! *throws Horace off* I TOLD YOU TO NEVER TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN!!!!!! 

Horace: Roba, snap out of it! This isn’t the Roba I know! I know there’s still a smart, shy, and a very kind robot deep inside! And also the most important member of the team….. please. I just want you back…. 

*Roba tears up for a moment, and it seems like Roba is about to forgive Horace….. but PSYCHE! Roba only gets even more aggressive.*

DS: *she sees that Horace is getting beaten up* Oh my Dog; HORACE! Are you soft or just plain stupid?! I told you that reasoning with Roba will get you killed! Do I have to do everything myself? 

Horace: I’m…. I’m sorry.

DS: No you’re not! 

Horace: *something snaps in him, but only because the Dream Slasher decided to take over his emotions* You’re right….. I’m not sorry. In fact, I’ve never been sorry since the day I slapped Roba. 

DS: That’s right, it’s Roba’s own fault for all this.

Horace: *gets angry* It IS Roba’s fault! Roba is a crybaby coward.

DS: And…?

Horace: ROBA DESERVES ALL THE ABUSE HE WENT THROUGH!!! TUX DOG IS RIGHT ABOUT HIM!! ROBA REALLY IS THE MOST USELESS MEMBER OF THE TEAM!!! I NEVER WANTED A BROTHER!!! 

DS: Good boy~

Horace: YOU HEAR THAT, ROBA?!?! I HATE YOU!!!! I ALWAYS HATED YOU!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! 

*Roba is shocked, and hurt* 

Roba: Horace….? I…. I….

Horace: *he sprints over* SHUT UP!!! *he slaps Roba in the face, hard. He then looks at Roba right in the eyes* This is what you deserve! *he stabs Roba with the stake* 

*Horace starts breathing heavily, and tears are streaming down his face, and he finally comes to his senses and doesn’t know what came over him. He takes a look around him, but all the Glam-Vampires are still alive, and everyone who’s been bitten are still Glam Vampires.* 

Horace: What the-? But, but I defeated Roba! You guys should be dead or back to normal?! 

Alfe: *Glam Vampire form* Well, evolution’s a pain in the butt. Deal with it!

*the Dream Slasher holds in a snicker, but starts to laugh louder gradually* 

DS: *laughing hysterically* Oh my Dog, you thought I’d really want to help you?! You thought I’d be trustworthy?! No!!! NO!!!! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS!!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP, AND KILL YOUR BROTHER ALL FOR NOTHING!! 

Horace: *gets up and tears up* What did you do?

DS: I basically took control of your emotions and made you stab your brother. Speaking of which, the “antidote” on the wooden stake was really just a poison that prevents any infected or lesser Glam Vampires from dying or reverting back to normal after killing the lead Vampire. Ehh, what I’m trying to say is ehh…. I made you kill your own brother for absolutely no reason.

Part 3 of the Glampire AU story plus some not-so-subtle but shouldn’t spoil too much of the ending foreshadowing

Also TW: there are some gory parts in detail. I didn’t want to draw them only because i don’t like drawing humans most of the time and because I didn’t feel like it (it has nothing to do with gore)

(At what WAS Problem Solverz HQ but now belonged to the Glam Vampires, while there was a reckless party going on hosted by Glampire Alfe, Roba sat alone in his bedroom.)

*knock on Roba’s door* 

Sabiathuz: Oh Roba.., can you invite me in? Vampires can’t enter unless they’ve been invited you know.

Roba: *he gets up and opens the door* Yes?

Sabiathuz: Just wanted to check on how my favorite former victim is doing! *Roba reluctantly lets him in* So uhh, tell me more on what happened between you and your so-called “brother?”

*Roba says nothing*

Sabiathuz: Look, I know it’s an uncomfortable subject to talk about right now, but did you really think that that UGLY guy with a poorly made haircut and that GIANT sentient excrement with a face are the only ones who love you? No… You’ve been picked on and pushed aside and/or targeted by pretty much everybody. That zoo cop with anger issues….. your favorite funny faces artist….. that rainbow robot piñata thing….. everybody has disrespected you. Everyone has tried to get you KILLED! You want to teach all of them a lesson?

Roba: ….. you know what? Yeah! Maybe I should show then how I REALLY felt!

Sabiathuz: Yes! Yes! That’s the spirit!!

*later that night, first stop was Tony Marv’s place. The vampires basically lured Tony into a trap that caused him to fall out of his trailer house and get burned alive via electric fire from some led lights that were still plugged in. The end result was Tony’s face skinned onto a mannequin into a grisly smile*

*Lidget was their next unfortunate victim, and he was tranquilizer and locked in a crocodile’s jail cell*

*The Mayor and his 2 Deputy Mayors were also killed off via homemade pipe bomb. Oh yeah, and the bullies from high school (in “Problem Solverz Academy”) were also killed by a bunch of iconic slashers in a closet.*

*After all that carnage Roba and Sabiathuz head out for pizza, and they get to cut in line because everyone ran away screaming, plus they got their pizza for free (again because of intimidation.) They sit at a booth and talk more*

Sabiathuz: Now tell me Roba, feel better now?

Roba: Yeah, I guess so… Has anyone ever been mean to YOU?

Sabiathuz: Oh, a bunch of people picked on me and called me names. I was just like you; nerdy; nervous all the time; very smart…

*flashback to Sabiathuz when he was in High School*

Young Sabiathuz: *he’s reading his book report to a bunch of other monster students* In conclusion, the main message of Eragon centers on the hero's journey, the pursuit and dangers of power, the importance of self-determination, and the enduring struggle between good and evil. It also highlights the growth from a peasant to a hero and explores themes of fate, sacrifice, and inheritance across generations.

*the other students laugh at Sabiathuz and some gang up on him. A werewolf student slaps the report out of Sabiathuz’s hand*

Werewolf bully: As if we haven’t heard that dumb message enough!

Mummy student: Yeah, Eragon should’ve sold the egg and become a millionaire, that way he didn’t have to have his uncle killed and stuff.

Werewolf bully: Let’s bully this four eyed freak! *the other students bully him*

*flashback ends* 

Roba: *sniff* I never knew you had it so bad….

Sabiathuz: Don’t worry, I killed them all… *silence* It’s best not to worry about it. *the 2 hold hands*

(Meanwhile the Dream Slasher watches from a nearby tree)

DS: Aww that’s cute, *sees us, the watchers* Oh hi, didn’t see you there. Okay, I don’t have personal beef against Glam-Vampires IN GENERAL, but rather just beef with Sabiathuz, at least right now, because HE CHEATED ON ME WITH THAT STUPID ROBOT GUY!!! Hopefully i can backstab Horace and emotionally destroy him by making him kill who he loves most… 

*glares deeply at Roba*