#problem solverz roba

*inspiration is from @oat-pup’s art where Roba becomes a Glampire and turns on Horace. Also I’m an amateur script writer lol*

Also TW: Horace acts WAY out of character because he’s a workaholic and he can’t handle not solving problems for a whole month. Also there’s some yelling and drama.

[Tux Dog’s penthouse]

Tux Dog; Well, Problem Solverz. Seems like you three are the absolute worst at problem solving. While you DID defeat the Dream Slasher, you DIDN’T do it the way I told you to do. I am VERY furious.

Alfe: Don’t blame me and Horace. Roba’s the one who freaked out at the last second! AND he’s the one who made the Dream Slasher come out because he’s scared of everything!

Roba: Hey!

Tux Dog: Ah, Thank you for reminding me. Roba, since YOU caused the problem, you are hereby fired. We will be looking for a new replacement who is better than you. Thanks to you, the whole world is under the threat of a serial killer cat who attacks you in your dreams. As for you 2, you are also banned from Problem solving for the rest of the month. Now all you get out of here!

[later that night…]

Roba: *Horace is furious because he’s a workaholic and he can’t handle not solving problems for a whole month* Horace…. I-I’m sorry. I didn’t know that there was such thing as a dream demon or something.

Horace: Roba… I’ve been way too easy on you for too long. I think it’s about time you’ve grown up. Do you know WHY Farboro is at risk? Do you know WHY we’re banned from problem solving?! DO YOU KNOW WHY WERE NOW ONLY BEING PAID 15¢ NOW?!?! 

Roba: Horace, calm down I—

Horace: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!! ROBA, THIS IS SERIOUS!!! MAYBE TUX IS RIGHT ABOUT YOU; IF YOU WEREN’T SUCH A NERVOUS WRECK, YOU WOULDN’T HAVE PUT FARBORO AT RISK OF DANGER FROM AN EVIL DREAM CAT DEMON!!!

Roba: HEY, ALFE IS USUALLY THE ONE WHO CAUSES MOST OF THE PROBLEMS, SO WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME ALL OF A SUDDEN, AND NEVER AT ALFE?!?!

Alfe: Hey, why are you bringing me into this, SUPER DORK?!

Roba: BECAUSE YOU OFTEN GET ME INTO TROUBLE!!

Horace: ROBA, DONT YELL AT ALFE!!!

Roba: THEN DONT YELL AT ME!!!!!

Horace: THE POINT IS, ROBA, YOU ARE WAY TOO DEPENDENT ON ME! ITS TIME TO GROW UP, YOU ARE NOT A BABY ANYMORE!!

Alfe: *gets in Roba’s face* YEAH, YOU ALSO KILLED FARBORO WITH YOUR LAME FEARS!!

Roba: *shoves Alfe hard* GET OUT OF MY FACE, ALFE!!! WHY DONT YOU GO BE AN UGLY, DISGUSTING AND STUPID ASSHOLE SOMEWHERE ELSE!?!? 

Alfe: ….. 

Horace: ROBA, LANGUAGE!!!

Roba: NO HORACE!!! ITS TRUE!!! MAYBE IF YOU HADNT BEEN EXPLORING IN THE SEWERS, MY LIFE WOULDNT BE HELL!!!!

[This leads to Horace slapping Roba down to the floor]

…..

Roba: H-Horace.. you…. Hit me.

Horace: *realizes his mistake* Roba, I’m so sorry, I—

*Roba runs out of the house ugly crying*

fuckass out there acting like he going through immense physical torment and mental anguish beyond our comprehension 😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏

WHOO proud of how this ended up in comparison to the original!! :D ofc, both inspired by the Phantoms' song She Never Tells Me! Just didn't know what lyric from it to use as a title, lol (I have the speedpaint saved & wish to share it cuz it'll show Roba, Alfe, the background, & the Sweetee posters more clearly AND have the song playing, but idk if Tumblr allows copyrighted music or not :,p)

Time: 7 hours

Characters: Roba, Horace, & Alfe of Problem Solverz; created by Ben Jones