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Billy Joel could release a new version of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” using only events from the year 2016.

hey CNN why didn’t you show this clip?

need to buy ants in bulk looking to buy big healthy ants for my ant pit please reblog with your best offer I need these ants very fast

i have 58 tons of ants sitting in cargo containers by the docks. great big ones please i need to sell these ants. offering very cheap prices.

My budget is $50000 I am willing to allocate 75% of this to ant allocation the rest is for large shovels how much ants will this buy me

for you i have a special deal. i sell you 35 tons of ants and i’ll even throw in a crate of rats, no charge.

fool… the rats will… simply eat the ants… it is a fools bargain i won’t accept these ants. what kind of fool do you take me for? the deal is off

you idiot. you fucking ingrate. the rats are kept seperate from the ants. if you’re going to slander my humble ant business i believe you are not worthy of purchasing from me. good day sir.

please reconsider. i spoke with haste these rats are fine, maybe honorable, I have been scammed by these men who claim the rats are supplementary to the ants, but I’ve never seen such things. Rats have too much pride. The ant is humble and is less easily upset than a rat. the rats will act as a deterrent, to keep intruders from crushing the precious ants

i will allow this, but only once. expect the ants at your domicile by the morning and do not disrespect my honest work ever again.

I’m too high for this kinda shit right now tumblr

when you are sober up we will talking business

name one difference between birds and children

CHILDREN HAVE EYEBROWS

people who say they don’t like to read guess what you’re reading now idiot