Flixkles

Yeonjun: what colors are in the rainbow again? Red, then what?

Huening Kai: Hyung you don’t know the colors of the rainbow?

Yeonjun: why would I memorize that?

Huening Kai: you’re literally gay

Yeonjun: and you’re American but can’t name all the states

Huening kai: I know all the states and their capitals, yet you don’t know roygbiv

Soobin: so how do we play?

Yeonjun: we all go around and say something we’ve never done before and if you’ve done it, you drink

Yeonjun: for example, never have I ever eaten human flesh

Beomgyu: *takes a shot of soju*

Yeonjun: no, you drink if you have done it

No

Have I read/heard descriptions of what taking LSD is like?

Yes

Have I had the privilege to experience the masterpiece fairy of shampoo by tomorrow by together?

Yes

Am I convinced that what I feel listening to that song fits the description of taking LSD?

Hatred of the boys (just don’t make sense)

Anything that makes the maknae line sad

People who hate on Kai (I don’t care what your reason is I will play tic-tac-toe with your bones and Soobin would beat me)

Not liking Cat & Dog (this is actually one of the Ten Commandments, look it up)

Homophobia (I’m not saying any of the boys are anything this is homophobia amongst the fans. How’re you gonna be homophobic when the fan base has more flags than the UN)

Anti’s (you can’t make hating people you’ve never met a personality trait, try raising your IQ and come back and talk)

Never once thinking Beomgyu was a cute lil smoll bean (literally impossible)

Taehyun erasure (always talking about his looks and never how sweet and innocent he can be, talented short king)

Exclusively simping (idc idc if all you want to do is look at them because they’re pretty, I will use leftover tic-tac-toe bones to beat you, appreciate the talent and their insane personalities)

People who don’t like Hyuka’s frost laugh (I’m pretty sure you don’t exist and are just like computer viruses or something)

Beomgyu: Should I be afended?

Taehyun: no

Taehyun: because you should be offended

Beomgyu: now I feel insulted

Yeonjun: this is homophobia

Huening Kai: how?

Taehyun: what?

Beomgyu: Hyung, straight people don’t get it

Hyunjin: aight, Minho is definitely fucked in the head

Felix: what happened?

Hyunjin: we were watching a movie and the two kids were talking and then one of them goes “our mom is dead” and he bursts out laughing hysterically

Minho: It. Was. Funny.

Jungkook: Yeet is a beautiful word

Jin: please no

Jungkook: all words are beautiful like moist

Suga: don’t

Jungkook: *in a deep sensual voice* mmooiiisssttt

Yeonjun: the guy working in drive thru pulled a gun on the customer!

Taehyun: what did the customer do?

Yeonjun: drove away

Taehyun: no I mean what did the customer do to the worker

Soobin: SO YOU DROVE 12 HOURS STRAIGHT TO GET-

Huening Kai: a Winnie the Pooh tv

Soobin: why are you like this