An EotS comic, on actual paper, courtesy of my tablet pen's battery finally running out. I didn't know AAAA batteries EXISTED until this moment.
Pixal: Ah, Lloyd! I was finally able to find you! Here you go! *Hands over weird bundle of cloth*
Lloyd: Pixal, what is this?
Pixal: It is a baby. Your parents were wanting you to have one, yes?
Lloyd: Pixal, did you kidnap a baby and then make me an accomplice by giving it to me?!
Pixal: Of course not, Lloyd. I am aware that aggressively relocating infants is both a danger to the child’s health and a punishable offense.
Pixal: I was able to synthesize your DNA and bake a child based entirely on your genetic make up.
Pixal: I was recently made aware that you would prefer to kiss boys and are at odds with your parents because this fact would normally prevent the acquisition of a royal heir. While I do not understand your aversion to shapeshifting and thus making a baby with the help of that flower boy you always stare at, I concluded that you must have some deep rooted trauma that has yet to be addressed in therapy. So I instead began working on a different method of child procurement.
*She points to an oven with a piece of paper reading “Baby Making Machine” taped to the front*
Pixal: My research informed me that many babies can be made in “ovens,” much like bread buns. I spent the past few weeks baking you one! This way, you can kiss boys AND still have an heir!
Pixal: Oh look, your flower boy is approaching. I shall abscond so that the two of you may celebrate this joyous occasion in peace.
Brad: Hey Lloyd, how are you- Whoa. Where did that baby come from?
Brad: Awe, he's so adorable. With that hair and those eyes, he’s practically be a miniature you.
Lloyd: *Still staring in the direction Pixal left, shaking like a wet cat*
Brad: Should I go get Nya?
@astro-nomaly On a scale of one to ten, how much psychological damage would Lloyd sustain if this actually happened?
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