Flip Side

It’s been 12 years and I’m still mortified.

Tina Fey: “Dear jerk-store, Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be? When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love. I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerk-store, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will. Sincerely, Tina Fey P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

And, starring in my next YouTube video, it’s Brad Pitt! 

Faster than the MacBook Pro, and the screen detaches into a tablet. This might be a game-changer.

me on the internet: ask me anything I love oversharing im so alive

http://odditymall.com/pooch-selfie-phone-ball-holder

(Don’t worry, the 6s will make its way up the list)