Life hurts a lot more than death.

" you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain ? NO. it climbed the spout again. lock in twin. "

" i'm going to have to shit so bad later. "

" he was right, i am a weenie hut jr. "

" my constitution is a 1 because i get tummy aches. "

" can i get smooches on the skibidi toilet ? "

" i'm letting you get away with being this gay because it's pride month. "

" will thy maiden match milord's freak ? "

" what in the hillbilly yeehaw john deer tractor confederate flag is goin on. "

" i kissed you because your breath smells like pumpkin & it smells nice. "

" the fatter the ass, the kinder you are. "

" i believed i was a little german boy. "

" cardi b once said ' broke bitches don't deserve no pussy ' & i live by that. "

" RIP [NAME], THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE. IN THE FROZEN AISLE OF VONS. "

" he's so hot & then wonders why he attracts all these people ??? stop being a whore. "

" for lack of better words, i'm so silly. "

" yeah he's a murderer, he eats people, but look how cute he is right now. "

" devastated. i knew this man was a bottom yet here i am. "

" ayo, i bet his dick is huge. "

" it's okay, trauma makes you hot, baby girl. "

" i was not having a baja blast, but that’s all in the baja past. "

" he's GAY, harold. "

" listen, she's a freak, but only because she knows how to love with her WHOLE PUSSY. "

" bro not to sound like a middle aged white woman but this shit is breathtaking. "

" i kiss all my homies goodnight, that's my ninja way. "

" i have no bedtime, i am god. "

" i love you, say it back. "

" nah bb u fine as hell, just the way you ate them 9 tacos surprised me. "

" life update : the voices are getting louder. "

There's a blog named @/fucktrpc that's putting posts of dead animals in tags used for rpc. I'd recommend blocking that blog asap as they seem to be a troll blog looking to get some sick kicks.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤᛃ 𝐋𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐂 (𝐒𝐊𝐎𝐓𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐒) 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑.

You've everything you ever wanted .

I look at you, I'm seeing that you're just as lost as I.

No man on earth could ever hurt you.

How I wish that there's a way that we could always live for.

I'm like porcelain when you're with me.

All the things I shouldn't say, are the things that when I want to make you happy.

We have got the power of destruction.

Are you telling me we're meant to be?

I don't mind if you'll find there's a part of me.

It's insane but it's true when it's only me and you.

I'm trying to make sense of it all.

Do you ever wonder what it's like losing what you cannot be without?

Isn't it odd?

You know that I would jump too.

Take my hand, we'll dive into the sea.

I'm just as scared as you.

Come, come away with me.

When we rule the world, we sing a song together.

I like the sound of your heartbeat.

Please do not give up on us.

I hate that everything's different

What is eternal about love, If there's a way to turn it off?

"You'd be a lot more interesting with a dagger sticking out of your back."

"Get the facts first, then use them to your advantage."

"Only an amateur would bother worrying about ethics!"

"Deep down, we're all motivated by the same urges. I just have the courage to live by them."

"Blood! Lots of blood on the battlefield!"

"I've lived this long thanks to my ability to kill."

"Hard work has never killed anyone, but I have."

"I refuse to be told what to do by a group of simple-minded buffoons."

"How could you stand living underground for so long?"

"I doubt there is anyone in this city more intelligent than myself."

"I have no patience for someone with such a limited mind."

"I am unable to grasp the concept of humility. Perhaps I could watch you for a while?"

"There's no way they're better than us. We have more!"

"Hey! A deal is a deal. Until a better one comes along."

"I am in no way interested in that glittery thing you have. I promise."

"Salutations, dark one."

"No. I didn't say that you could look at me or talk to me, for that matter."

"If I pretended you weren't here, would you go away?"

"I dabble in repossessions and personal loans."

"Don't worry. The last time I killed someone was a few months ago. I've almost forgotten how it's done."

"I find things that haven't even been lost yet.

"Why, don't I seem to be the popular one today!

"I like to run around, but I also like to curl up in a warm spot.

"The mindless babbling of a simpleton delights me to no end.

"I know where I've been, because I'm always watching my back.

"If you do it right, pain is the gift that keeps on giving.

"Pardon me, but you have mistaken me for someone who cares.

"How many times must I say it? Acid first, then the eyeballs. Not the other way around!

"Do I look like somehow who cares?

"Sometimes you have to take what you want.

"I am a kindly master, just so long as you remember your place.

"Sharp teeth, the better to tear flesh with!"

"Make war, not love!"

"Greetings. One day, I hope everyone bows before my intellect.

"There is no safety in numbers, or anything else.

"The bigger the smile, the sharper the claws.

"You don't want to play my type of games."

"I don't know why we are here, but I'm sure that it's not to enjoy ourselves."

"Whatever am I going to do with two hundred bottles of leftover acid? Aha! The sewers!"

"If I put crossbows on the heads of sharks, I'm certain they could one day replace guard dogs altogether!"

"I told him that the skin would grow back in time, but did he listen?"

"Armor could be useful, but I've never needed it."

"You can avoid trouble around here as long as you don't make eye contact with anyone."

"I didn't see or hear anything! I swear!"

"Through the advances in modern magic, anything is possible."

"If winning isn't everything, why do we keep score?"

"Hey! A deal is a deal. Until a better one comes along."

stupid shit said in discord servers part five meme. ft special guests from my dnd party!

edit/alter/change pronouns etc as you see fit!  

am I stale cheese

relating to him kinda makes you a partial bottom at least

i've accepted my partial bottom status, i've grown

while i love you all, my nipples are for imagination only

im a grown up. i can make my own bad decisions

AITA for being so dyslexic that my dad tried kill me?

land lighthouse (help??)

dick rocks or not

i have been colonised

when ur domsona is miss trunchbull,,, weird vibes tbh

the ghosts need their peace too

i've never known someone to get so passionate about a chocolate bar

my short body is stout and full of chivalrous strength like a hobbit

dONT MAKE ME EMOTIONAL IM RRYING TO USE MT BRAIN

can voice to text understand you are not a hot beverage

it's ok, I can be a hot beverage

i feel like you just gave me an std

Omg *name* I have something you should look into further. Yeah it’s called a therapist

i graduated from therapy, i'm fine

it's icing... icing? .....rain with ice..... HAIL! HAILING! all of you shut the fuck up.

you're adopted and you get your period every two weeks

you enjoy pathetic men and say "wot red flag"

also you go "EW" when people say they love you

i don't know the anatomy of a seal

I don't think *name* is physically capable of being anyone's rival or frenemy, unless he's put under extreme duress

nah spread em go for it

also, if this is yet another psychosexual freak fight between you and *name*, I do not want to get involved

that's true, combining you two does yield one singular idiot, yes

yes, that's right, I'm running away from home to become a pilot

she has socially inconvenient rabies

if there's another god that can rival the dice gods it's the dyslexia gods

you’re already homophobic and bisexual pick a struggle

i’m not homophobic, I love you and you’re gay

it’s not gay if it’s teeth though

but i will say im a terribly programmed bot

my spine has been a bad girl and needs to be Whipped into shape

LEAVE THE AMISH OUT OF THIS

spongebob quack noise of realisation

wait, not you you twink

i am not accepting emotional terrorism today.

what you have is beyond friendship and bordering on domestic altercation but in a good way

look at that pillow princess, he can take it but hes not carrying that baby, thats way too much for his highness

oh no, my only weakness: affection

omg the two of you being dramatic…what a surprise (said no one ever)

I mean, what is a squirrel if not a vampire lunchable

i will nail you to the door rose used in the titanic and send you facing the water so you drown

technically i guess vampires could soak

I’m a faggot I can’t count

"Life hurts a lot more than death."

fleurmcrte {indie selective TWD OC} penned by Kylee - est. 2016/reworked 2024

that's not fair!

you say that so often, i wonder what your basis for comparison is?

it's only forever. not long at all.

give me the child.

i have been generous up 'til now. i can be cruel.

generous? what have you done that's generous?

everything that you wanted, i have done.

you cowered before me.

i have turned the world upside down, and i have done it all for you.

i am exhausted from living up to your expectations.

i move the stars for no one.

i have fought my way here to the castle.

look what i'm offering you.

just fear me. love me.

do as i say.

you have no power over me.

you're horrible.

let's handle this thing logically.

may we have your permission?

how you turn my world, you precious thing.

i can never remember the line.

she'll never give up.

your eyes can be so cruel, just as i can be so cruel.

i've brought you a gift.

did you say hello?

you don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?

come inside.

don't go on.

go back while you still can.

this is not the way.

soon it will be too late.

don't pay attention to them.

i'm sorry, i'm just doing my job.

don't expect a big reaction.

the path you take will lead you to certain destruction!

you're him, aren't you?

i didn't mean it.

this tastes strange.

ah, what have we here?

in 9 hours and 23 minutes... you'll be mine.

what do you mean "help?"

you're hurting!

would you like us to let go?

come on, which way?

we haven't got all day.

was that wrong?

i need you, [name].

i don't know why, but every now and again in my life... for no reason at all... i need you. all of you.

what did you have to go and do a thing like that for?

you kissed me!

go back to your room.

what have i done? i've lost my only friend. that's what i've done.

it bit me!

does anyone want to play a game of scrabble?

unlock the door!

throw down your weapons.

i can bear it no longer!

i have to face him alone.

that's the way it's done.

what's the matter, my dear?

what kind of position is that?

the way forward is sometimes the way back.

it's very rude to stare.

i was just wondering which door to choose.

what were you saying?

wait, i can't understand you.

it's not fair!

call out the guards!

you're going the wrong way!

i can conquer this mountain!

it seems like we're not getting anywhere.

it seemed solid enough.

you know your problem? you take too many things for granted.

thanks for nothing, [name].

i think we've got them surrounded.

things are not always what they seem in this place.

what choice have you got?

it's hopeless asking you anything.

"Life hurts a lot more than death."

fleurmcrte {indie selective TWD OC} penned by Kylee - est. 2016/reworked 2024

Loyalty Sentences

(Sentences regarding loyalty between muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I would never betray you. You know that, right?"

"Don't ever defy me again."

"Loyalty. Something from a bygone era."

"Such a display of loyalty! You don't see that much anymore."

"You claim your loyalty lies with me, yet your behaviour says otherwise."

"Now, I needn't remind you of the consequences of disloyalty, need I?"

"Is there a limit to your loyalty, or is it infinite?"

"I failed you. I should be punished."

"You're mine, and I've still got use for you."

"I did as I was told, as always."

"Do you love me, I wonder?"

"Loyalty is something you will never appreciate."

"Would you have done it if I told you to?"

"I know you will not disappoint me."

"I won't leave your side. I will follow you no matter what."

"Do you have something you believe in so deeply, so passionately, it goes beyond simple loyalty?"

"Loyalty is a tool to get people to do things they don't want to do."

"Can I ask what he's done to deserve your loyalty?"

"The people I work with are loyal to the end. Can you say the same?"

"Even in the face of doubt, my loyalty never wavered."

"Why did you betray me?"

"Could I rely on you never to betray a country? Perhaps not. Could I rely on you never to betray me? Yes, I believe I could."

"You don't need to tempt me. I'm your creature."

"You know, if you'd asked me to betray my country for you, I would have."

"Has my allegiance not been proved?"

"I admire your loyalty. I hope you feel that for me someday."

"I need you to tell me what you want me to do."

"I do as I'm told. I don't question it."

Crash the hell out sentence starters

Change pronouns as necessary. Specify which muse for multimuse blogs.

"Every day I refrain from calling you a dumbass"

"Social media was invented to show you how many idiots happen at one time."

"And for you who lives in delusion, how's it feel looking like a dumbass everywhere you go?"

"I promise you it's okay to be quiet sometimes."

"The dumbest thing I could have said was, I can't wait till I get older... every time I turn my goddamn head, there's another bill I gotta pay."

"When the hell did the government clock in for me? That's what the hell I'm trying to figure out!"

"How the hell are you going to take money you didn't even work for?!"

"You guys really be dumb as hell, is your brain located in your ass bruh?"

"You're not overthinking they're playing in your fucking face. It's about time to start trippin'; go crash the fuck out."

"If you ever tell me I'm doing too much, I promise you will never see me doing anything again!"

"I guarantee you that you never see me doing shit again in your life!"

"Talking to you is like trying to comb the skin of a kiwi fruit!"

"Please stop running from wisdom you look like a fool!"

"Multiple years of my life, practically a joke!"

"You light up every room you leave."

"The villain who hurt me didn't have a weapon."

"Life hurts a lot more than death."

fleurmcrte {indie selective TWD OC} penned by Kylee - est. 2016/reworked 2024