everquest 2 original freeport npc quote starters
"You'd be a lot more interesting with a dagger sticking out of your back."
"Get the facts first, then use them to your advantage."
"Only an amateur would bother worrying about ethics!"
"Deep down, we're all motivated by the same urges. I just have the courage to live by them."
"Blood! Lots of blood on the battlefield!"
"I've lived this long thanks to my ability to kill."
"Hard work has never killed anyone, but I have."
"I refuse to be told what to do by a group of simple-minded buffoons."
"How could you stand living underground for so long?"
"I doubt there is anyone in this city more intelligent than myself."
"I have no patience for someone with such a limited mind."
"I am unable to grasp the concept of humility. Perhaps I could watch you for a while?"
"There's no way they're better than us. We have more!"
"Hey! A deal is a deal. Until a better one comes along."
"I am in no way interested in that glittery thing you have. I promise."
"No. I didn't say that you could look at me or talk to me, for that matter."
"If I pretended you weren't here, would you go away?"
"I dabble in repossessions and personal loans."
"Don't worry. The last time I killed someone was a few months ago. I've almost forgotten how it's done."
"I find things that haven't even been lost yet.
"Why, don't I seem to be the popular one today!
"I like to run around, but I also like to curl up in a warm spot.
"The mindless babbling of a simpleton delights me to no end.
"I know where I've been, because I'm always watching my back.
"If you do it right, pain is the gift that keeps on giving.
"Pardon me, but you have mistaken me for someone who cares.
"How many times must I say it? Acid first, then the eyeballs. Not the other way around!
"Do I look like somehow who cares?
"Sometimes you have to take what you want.
"I am a kindly master, just so long as you remember your place.
"Sharp teeth, the better to tear flesh with!"
"Greetings. One day, I hope everyone bows before my intellect.
"There is no safety in numbers, or anything else.
"The bigger the smile, the sharper the claws.
"You don't want to play my type of games."
"I don't know why we are here, but I'm sure that it's not to enjoy ourselves."
"Whatever am I going to do with two hundred bottles of leftover acid? Aha! The sewers!"
"If I put crossbows on the heads of sharks, I'm certain they could one day replace guard dogs altogether!"
"I told him that the skin would grow back in time, but did he listen?"
"Armor could be useful, but I've never needed it."
"You can avoid trouble around here as long as you don't make eye contact with anyone."
"I didn't see or hear anything! I swear!"
"Through the advances in modern magic, anything is possible."
"If winning isn't everything, why do we keep score?"
"Hey! A deal is a deal. Until a better one comes along."
"Poisoning is always an effective way of winning a debate."