Stupid mirror selfies with them around my waist kekekeke i would like that very much

Look at us pulling couples duty tonight 😍 tbs title is crying out for yoooou

toot migoot yes'a ma'am we sure can. this weekend? we'll get sent some options online first then see how many low roofs i bonk my head on. mmmm, pizzzzaaaaa. lets do it. we can work it off

big tutta toot sounds good, realtor's been making up a list for us. perfect timing. oh hellz yeah, i shall make some popcorn

well i neva- you are my sweetest pickle. i love ya, toots. lil update, i got someone taking over my place. gonna rent a storage thingy majiggy. but yeah we're winninggggg. gummy night maybe? yes

queer people get sent flowers for free by me ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ straight people get charged 50 bucks to talk to me ˗ˋˏ$ˎˊ˗ very simple ୭˚. ᵎᵎ

yeah???? can i send you some too?? 🥹 this is simply the best day

Cotton Candy Boys 🥹😙

queer people get sent flowers for free by me ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ straight people get charged 50 bucks to talk to me ˗ˋˏ$ˎˊ˗ very simple ୭˚. ᵎᵎ

this is a very smart business plan sir

agree to disagree? that you're wrong? <3

🥰 i am the luckiest

🥹 first ones on meee

a...big boy..

a...big boy..

@mcllypocket kk EYE TEST. was jacks pants yellow or like a florescent green?