pillow talk

Ariel: :( i love you

Barb: Fletcher Dalton. I WILL ask Ariel about this if you don't tell me the truth

Barb: thanks. you might run into Ariel who will be here to cuddle with me.

FLETCHER: do that then i dont care

Ariel: :((( its so much

Ariel: okay i will :/

Ariel: peanut is making it harder to function properly i'm dying

Ariel: i get frustrated and its always at like 4 in the morning

FLETCHER: i want you to wake me up when you need me

Ariel: i'm okay i think

Ariel: babys getting bigger and its harder to sleep through the night idk

Barb: what. are you actually on steroids???????

Barb: what the fuck.

Barb: also no im not coming out of my room to check.

FLETCHER: ...nope

Ariel: am i not? rood

Ariel: it's not a complete joke?? i haven't slept much lately

FLETCHER: .... sure..

Ariel: ur literally the exact same

Ariel: also u can't blame me i havent slept in a while i'm a little delusional

FLETCHER: but im hot af so no not the same

Ariel: :(((

Ariel: baby y u gotta be like that

Ariel: spoiled milk

Ariel: hA get it

FLETCHER: ...

Barb: it wasn't supposed to be funny????

Barb: thank god. hurry up

FLETCHER: hahaha good joke how'd you find out??? did ariel tell you??

Barb: listen

Barb: i am very smol

Barb: you look like you're on steroids and can beat up whatever is in my house

FLETCHER: ha

FLETCHER: hahah

FLETCHER: HAHAHAHAH

FLETCHER: ok im done laughing at that

Barb: im home alone

Barb: there are strange noises coming from somewhere in the house

Barb: SAVE ME