you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

With functioning link since Tumblr app isn't always helpful: paper PDF

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

spent too long with the cis version of events so now i'm living in t4t caroliver world. caroline Recognizing the scar tissue on oliver's forearm as phallo. stripping at the quarry and oliver's eyebrows going past his hairline. doing each others' shots in a motel room and taking a break to fuck like bunnies... what were we talking about

defending the cringe pop culture attempts at slang in tvl by proposing it’ll be a nice time capsule 25 years from now when we’re rewatching and i turn to my partner and say Babe aww they just said “Cheugy” remember that 2 month span where people said that? oh look they said Labubu remember that singular month when people were buying those? and the life-size scarecrow in bed next to me that i’ve stitched to look like hudson williams doesn’t say anything because its mouth is fabric