You Are Ok

“I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you,” is one of the rawest lines in all of fiction and it pierces me like a blade every time I hear it

The fact that Tolkien realized he’d created inconsistency for LotR with the first published version of The Hobbit and then retconned it with the in universe explanation of “Bilbo is a liar,” is never going to stop being both equal parts brilliant and funny.

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

hey google play ‘landslide’ by fleetwood mac until i figure out how i’m feeling thank you

just because I spend some time doing nothing doesn’t mean I’m relaxing. I have not once relaxed

I don’t know how people do it

i know it’s been said before but no book character will literally ever be as iconic as peeta “if it weren’t for the baby” mellark. like in book 1 when he confesses to having a crush on katniss on live televsion, that’s strategic. he knows he won’t win the games but he can help keep katniss safe and send her home and get district 12 a victor. but in book 2 he’s like “well we’re all gonna die and there’s no stopping the games so i’m just gonna fuck shit up and make every capitol official’s life a living hell for as long as i can” and then he does. nobody is doing it like him

it's just like (i'm waiting for it that green light i want it) (she's so hard to please but she's a forest fire) (can you hear the violence?) (sorry i was never good like you) (my mother's love is choking me vs i am my mother's child) (in my head in my head i do Everything right) (all of my heroes fading now i can't stand to be alone) u know?

it's just like (i'm waiting for it that green light i want it) (she's so hard to please but she's a forest fire) (can you hear the violence?) (sorry i was never good like you) (my mother's love is choking me vs i am my mother's child) (in my head in my head i do Everything right) (all of my heroes fading now i can't stand to be alone) u know?