Five Stars, Kid!

"Show a little more Show a little less Add a little smoke Welcome to Burlesque Oh! Everyone is buying Put your money in my hand If you got a little extra Well, give it to the band~"

Girl Scout “This is it- the day I’ve been waiting for.” “I’m gonna sell some cookies.” “It’s not their fault that they’re overprotective.” “My heart is defective.” “They’d have my back if anything went wrong with me.” “When you’re a Girl Scout, everything’s gonna work out.” “Just gonna ring the bell of this creepy looking house.” “Hello, little girl.” “I’m here today to support the Girl Scouts by selling cookies.” “Why don’t you come inside?” “No one gets molested by a gothy teen.” “It’s so dark in here.” “Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home?”

That Beautiful Sound “Do you hear that sound?” “The sound of a scream is music to me.” “Ain’t it the sweetest noise around?” “Someone’s at the door.” “You wanna answer it this time?” “Don’t oversell it, act natural.” “Come on, you’re giving me advice?” “I don’t live here, I’m dead.” “It fills you with pride.” “We’re ruining lives.” “You know what would make all this even more awesome?” “All we wanna do is hear that sound.” “Let’s make some more people scream!” “You know overnight delivery costs extra?” “Holy moly, a lot of people come to this house.” “New neighbors? I brought you a pie.” “No more condescending adults hanging around.” “Look at me. I’m finally free.” “You’re finally free.” “I was invisible but now they all see.”

Barbara 2.0 “Look at this stuff. God, it’s depressing.” “You don’t like this stuff?” “Well, then maybe we should go.” “It’s the stuff of our lives and all of it’s shit.” “Okay, that… wasn’t as much fun as I thought it’d be…” “We are not kombucha people.” “Take it and trash it. Burn it or smash it.” “We can be fighters with fire inside us.” “We’re finally alive!” “The _____ you married, she Is dead and buried six feet below.” “Say hello to _____ 2.0!” “I never even used this…but then I felt bad that I never used it.” “I think I’ve been hiding.” “We’ve got nothing to lose. We can finally begin!” “The new _____ is wiser.” “We could just walk but we’ve done that before.” “What we cannot ignore is _____ needs us.” “She needs people who won’t run away.” “Time to let go.”

What I Know Now “I went to parties a lot.” “But I was depressed.” “I had such low self-esteem. I was a mess.” “I gave it all up for the netherworld.” “I’ve been here forever, girl.” “I would’ve stuck it out, knowing what life’s about.” “Everyone here is alone.” “If you are breathing, go home.” “If I knew then what I know now I would have looked within and let love in somehow.” “If I only knew the truth back then I wouldn’t have had my little ‘accident’.” “You left your whole life behind.” “Death is final and you cannot press rewind.” “Nietzsche was right, y'know, to live is to suffer, bro.” “Don’t cheat on the one you wed.” “Why did it take death to see happiness was up to me?” “I thought I knew but I was wrong.” “Life is short but death is super long.” “Before they lower the curtain, be certain to enjoy the show.” “If I only knew what I know now!”

Home “Tired of talking to myself here.” “Here I am in the abyss.” “Are you really in this place?” “I could search for all eternity and never see your face.” “I’m lost without you.” “No idea which way to go.” “Whichever path I choose I lose, you know.” “I don’t know which way’s home.” “You always saw life as a game but since you left, it sucks to play.” “Where to next?” “Terrified of letting you go.” “Speak to me and I’ll understand.” “Is this the end you meant for me?” “There’s no home without you in it.” “I’ve burned all my bridges and came.” “I don’t wanna forget you.” “I promise I’m never gonna forget you.” “I’m gonna go back home.” “It’s messy but they’re all that I have.” “I’ll make the best of being flesh and bone.”

Creepy Old Guy “Everywhere, fellas would stare out on the street.” “I felt used, kinda confused.” “I would refuse to look in their eyes.” “I really love creepy old guys!“ “Hey, baby, smile!” “They make me blush.” “Now one of them loves me, wants to be mine.” “I’m marrying my own creepy old guy.” “I’m so happy I could cry.” “Girls may seem disgusted, but we’re actually just shy!” “I am older, but I’m glad I waited.” “Get him prepared for Armageddon.” “Sure, the groom crawled out of a tomb, but hey, it’s a wedding.” “Have you guys seen Lolita? This is just like that, but fine.” “Our faith has been renewed, now love is alive!” “I wanna see a tear in every eye as I pass by.” “I know that on the outside he’s disgusting… and even on the inside, he’s disgusting.” “OMG, dressed to a T. Fancy and formal.” “I found me a wife. L'chaim! To life!” “This is so normal!” “I was ignored but now, I’m adored.” “I can’t believe some cultures think this kind of thing’s alright.” “Doesn’t he deserve a chance at life?” “I have chills.”

Brain buffering. You can practically hear the dial up noises.

"No!"

God, had he never encountered a double before? That was going to make this harder. Guy probably thought he was being punked.

"Show a little more Show a little less Add a little smoke Welcome to Burlesque Oh! Everyone is buying Put your money in my hand If you got a little extra Well, give it to the band~"

"I don't think huffing brimstone does anything except cause nausea," he's never heard of anyone getting whacked out on it, at least... as much as he can hear things when he doesn't go out.

Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah In God's creation supernatural high!

Your adversary the devil . Wanders around like a roaring lion

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